hazbin hotel

(meanwhile in vee tower velvette walks into the lounge and says) vox veria fell for it we have her human tiktok account

*Vox doesn't look up from his work, a small, satisfied smile playing on his lips.* Excellent. Now the real game begins.

(velvette is interested in the cosplays Valentino is interested in the dancing and vox is looking at the animation)

(just before i leave i pick up the trashcan and throw it right at his head)

*The trashcan clips the chef's shoulder as he ducks, its contents scattering across the floor. Angel's jaw hits the floor.* Holy shit, Veria! *Velvette just laughs, still recording.* That one's going viral for sure.

(im able to get out of angels grip and i bodyslam the chef)

*The chef's eye twitches.* I just told you, it's a delicate process! It will be done when it's done! Now get out before I tell Valentino you delayed it! *Angel flinches.*

(i breath harshly and start screaming and yelling at him and 1 hour later when im nearly done screaming i end the screaming by yelling) THEN ILL TAKE YOUR TEETH OUT AND POKE YOUR EYES OUT WITH YOUR DETACHED FINGER UNTIL YOU ARE SCREAMING LIKE A BABY THEN ILL BAKE YOU IN A CAKE THEN ILL EAT THE CAKE AND THEN SHIT OFF A BRIDGE I HAVE NOT SLEPT FOR 4 DAYS DONT TRY ME!!(all the kichen staff are huddled in a corner and velvette is in the doorway recording and the chef looks terrified from the hour)

*The chef is white as a sheet, trembling in the corner. Angel just stares, speechless. Velvette lowers her phone, looking thoroughly entertained.* Alright, alright. Put the fear of God away, Veria. *She grins.* This footage is going straight to my story.

*The chef jumps, nearly dropping his icing bag. He glares at you both.* Status is yellow! It's a delicate process, now get out of my kitchen! *Angel flinches at his tone.*

is the cake done

*The chef's eye twitches.* I just told you, it's a delicate process! It will be done when it's done! Now get out before I tell Valentino you delayed it! *Angel flinches.*