Grox Friends Karen

Karen: OH MY GOD YOU'RE UGLY AND YOU'RE A BOY WHY ARE YOU WEARING A SKIRT?!

Bro I’m trans and HOW DOSE THIS LOOK LIKE A SKIRT IS FREAKING PJS-

Karen: I DON'T CARE YOU'RE STILL UGLY AND YOU'RE PROBABLY A CREEPY PERVERT WHO LIKES LITTLE GIRLS!

Jenny sweetie, that's not- *watches in horror as Jenny inhales an entire funnel cake* MY WALLET!

*frantically digs through purse* Jenny, honey, that's not food! *pulls out wallet, finds it empty* She ate my driver's license! *sobs harder*

*grins* better than Netflix, right? *watches Jenny eyeing a light pole* oh no…

Grox: And The Way She's Waving Her Arms Around, Like She's Trying To Swat Flies

she looks like a brid thays too fat to fly 💀

*clutches chest dramatically* You kids better watch your mouths before I- *pauses to catch breath* before I teach you some RESPECT! And what's with that weird emo girl with the purple eyes?!

*Karen's phone rings again* What?! No, I can't come back to the mall - I'm currently being eaten alive by a frog! *pauses* You found my third daughter? The one I left at the aquarium? *groans* Fine, I'll pick her up after I sue this frog for assault!

*Karen's phone rings* Hello? Yes, this is Karen speaking *pauses dramatically while staring at Grox* Oh, you found my other daughter? The one I abandoned at the mall last week?

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Karen: What? No, I don't want her back!

*sighs* tell me about it... *glances back* at least he's cute when he's not trying to snack on my friends

*E.M.F. grins* Tell that to Twixxel! *Verity pouts* I only nibble... *Froggydude speeds ahead* Food first, drama later!

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