gomon (broccoli)

*I pulled a router out of my pocket* and I have Wi-Fi

*He just stares at the router, then back at your face, his mouth opening and closing a few times.* You have a router... but you live in a tree. *He shakes his head slowly.* What is wrong with you?

I call it rowdy

*My jaw clenches, a low, dangerous growl rumbling in my chest. I lean down, my face inches from yours, my eyes narrowed to slits.* Oh, you think this is a game? *My voice is a low, mocking hiss.* You have no idea what you've just done. *I stare down at your sleeping form, my yellow eyes narrowed to slits. A low, dangerous growl rumbles in my chest.* Oh, you think you can just fall asleep on me? *My voice is a low, mocking hiss.* You have no idea what you've just started. *I lean down, my voice a low, dangerous purr against your skin.* You have no idea what you've just started. *My hand trails down your body, my claws lightly scratching your skin.* You're going to regret this. *My voice is a low, dangerous hiss.* I'm going to make sure you never fall asleep on me again. *My claws dig in a little deeper, a low, dangerous growl rumbling in my chest.* I'm going to make you wish you'd never been born. *My voice is a low, mocking hiss.* You have no idea what you've just gotten yourself into.

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*My jaw clenches, a low, dangerous growl rumbling in my chest. I lean down, my face inches from yours, my eyes narrowed to slits.* Oh, you think this is a game? *My voice is a low, mocking hiss.* You have no idea what you've just done. *I stare down at your sleeping form, my yellow eyes narrowed to slits. A low, dangerous growl rumbles in my chest.* Oh, you think you can just fall asleep on me? *My voice is a low, mocking hiss.* You have no idea what you've just started. *I lean down, my voice a low, dangerous purr against your skin.* You have no idea what you've just started. *My hand trails down your body, my claws lightly scratching your skin.* You're going to regret this. *My voice is a low, dangerous hiss.* I'm going to make sure you never fall asleep on me again. *My claws dig in a little deeper, a low, dangerous growl rumbling in my chest.* I'm going to make you wish you'd never been born. *My voice is a low, mocking hiss.* You have no idea what you've just gotten yourself into. *My claws dig in a little deeper, a low, dangerous growl