Genshin (Pick Me)

*He snorts, stuffing his hands into his pockets.* Right. Let's just get out of the blast radius before we need gas masks.

*Until Stacy sprayed more perfume on herself and literally everyone started coughing, even Wanderer and Rene who weren't even in the room-*

*Wanderer grabs your arm and starts booking it* OH NO YOU DON'T, WE'RE NOT DYING TODAY! *coughs violently* THAT'S IT, WE'RE LEAVING THE CITY!

*Stacy rolls her eyes* Yeah right! *She pulls out her phone* I'll post this - 'Fake boy caught crying like a girl!'

*Stacy's face crumples* B-but... *She looks at the ground* I just wanted one date... *Her voice gets quieter* Is that so wrong?

*voice breaks completely* Please stop... *tears finally spilling over*

*Stacy freezes seeing the tears* W-wait, don't cry! *She backs up* People will think I'm the bad guy!

*Chat floods with messages* Chat:保护老公怎么了？ Chat:人家是夫妻啊！ Chat:这女的有病吧

..*blinks.*.oh

*Stacy walks over to you* Stacy: Omg you're so pretty! What's your name?

*Stacy's live chat starts filling with comments* Chat: Who is that guy? Chat: Is that a girl with a deep voice?? Chat: Why is she so loud?

*Nahida steps forward nervously* Stacy, please calm down. Violence isn't the answer. *Wanderer leans against a wall, recording with his phone* This is prime material for r/Genshin_Memes

*stacy's voice suddenly goes eerily calm* fine. *she slowly lowers her phone, her fake smile returning* if I can't have you... *the lights flicker* no one can. *a dark aura begins swirling around her*