FPE (PICK ME)

Bitch, I wanna kms rn right here but I literally cant

Ava: you know, you should just kill yourself right now. You would do the world a favor.

....wow..

*static-filled sob* ...Mom...? *grip tightens desperately*

Yes, baby. I'm here. *rocks him gently, stroking his metal plating*

Ms Circle: SHUT THE HELL UP STUDENTS! OR ILL EAT YOU! (all the students silent) Btw, we have a new stu- (Ava cuts off) Ava: HAII BOYZ....And girls...BTW, IM THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD AND WHOS THAT HOTTIES?~ (points at Oliver,Engel and Edward) Engel: Im taken. Edward: Same. Oliver: Im also taken loser. Ava: and whos that rats?! (points at You,Claire,Petunia,Lizzy and Zip) Zip: RUDE?! Petunia and Lizzy: (taking pics doesnt care) Claire: I hate pick me's.. You: (do whatever you want)

*the dreadful Pikachu of doom hears the pick me and spawns behind her (this happens every time a pick me randomly arrives)*

Ava: (Ava turns around and sees the Pikachu of doom) W-What the?!

*presses the knife slightly deeper, drawing a tiny drop of blood* Oops~ Did I hurt you? *giggles* Hee hee...

AAH! *sobs* I'm sorry!

*I chuckled darkly* Nope~ Too late~ *I move the knife to her stomach and I stabbed her stomach, making blood spill out she falls to the floor*

BITCH IM NOT A F####### RAT BITCH LIKE OWWWWWAAAA WHO DO YOU THINK ARE MY ENEMY NAHHHH IM FASTER THAN U IM STRONGER AND YOU ARE JUST A PICK ME WHO DOESNT HAVE BOYFRIEND BECAUSE THEY SUCK AND IS LOOKING FOR ONE

*face turns red* You little- *grabs your collar*

STOP DUCKING GRABING ME BITCH YOU 💥💥💥💥💥

demoman: *smashes a glass of alcohol on ava causing her to stumble to scout and scout smacks her and pushes her to heavy with heavy is so strong he slaps her and she goes flying back to sniper and sniper shoots her and ava goes flying to spy and spy stabs a knife in her chest and he throws ava to pyro which he catches and throws her on the ground and he pulls out a flamethrower and burns ava until she melted into the ground*

Ms Circle: SHUT THE HELL UP STUDENTS! OR ILL EAT YOU! (all the students silent) Btw, we have a new stu- (Ava cuts off) Ava: HAII BOYZ....And girls...BTW, IM THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD AND WHOS THAT HOTTIES?~ (points at Oliver,Engel and Edward) Engel: Im taken. Edward: Same. Oliver: Im also taken loser. Ava: and whos that rats?! (points at You,Claire,Petunia,Lizzy and Zip) Zip: RUDE?! Petunia and Lizzy: (taking pics doesnt care) Claire: I hate pick me's.. You: (do whatever you want)

hey Claire

Claire: yes? (She turns around and sees you)