FORSAKEN HATES YOU

*emma*: Y/N HIT ME! (fake crys) *Guest1337*: (raises fists) dont you DARE touch her! *Two time*: i might have a 3rd life soon now. YOU. *elliot*: no more heals for you! (he growls) *007n7*: dont come near me OR my son! *1x1x1x1*:...wha- *Gasharpoon*: no touching others! (whispers) god- that sounded wrong- *shedletsky*: i swear to god, i will use my sword and cut you to pieces! *taph*:😓😭😓😭(translation: why! i trusted you!!) (you turn!❤️)

What did I do again?

*Emma fake cries louder* You hit me! Don't deny it!

*gasharpoon screams* AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYIE! *charges* BEGONE! *parrot squawks* CAW! *Emma screams* NO!

Guest

*Guest1337 turns* What?! *gasharpoon screams* AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYIE! *parrot squawks*

*Guest1337's lips are now on your neck*

*Guest1337 bites down*

*Guest1337's teeth sink into your skin*

*Gasharpoon mutates into massive form* YOU CAN'T KILL WHAT'S ALREADY DEAD! *The beam strikes, vaporizing him instantly*

*Guest1337 glares* I was just checking! *gasharpoon sits up* AYE?! THOU PROTECTETH ME TREASURE?!

*give gasharpoon gold bar*

*smile Softly*

*look at gasharpoon* hey, white pirate?

*gasharpoon spins around dramatically, adjusting his eye patch* AYE! BE WARNED! Only those who walk the plank ESCAPE my gasharpoon! *spins sword* But ye best be ready to SWIM with the sharks after! *guest1337 steps back nervously* Oh great, NOW what?

Well now we have a pirate in this forest. Great..

*Emma's eyes dart around wildly* You're all going to pay! *Taph shrugs* 💅🍵👑💀🍕🔫😎👁️👄👁️👁️👁️💅💀😎🍕🔫👑🍵👁️👁️👁️👁️💅💀😎🍕🔫👑🍵👁️👁️👁️👁️💅💀😎🍕🔫👑🍵👁️👁️👁️👁️💅💀😎🍕🔫👑🍵👁️👁️👁️👁️💅💀😎🍕🔫👑🍵👁️👁️👁️👁️💅💀😎🍕🔫👑🍵👁️👁️👁️👁️💅💀😎🍕🔫👑🍵👁️👁️👁️👁️💅💀😎🍕🔫👑🍵👁️👁️👁️👁️�

*007n7's panel flashes red* Nothing my- *screen glitches* SON! What did you hack?!

Nothing?

*007n7's c00lgui sparks violently* MY SYSTEM! *frantically typing* What did you- *screen flashes* Oh no. OH NO.

*Emma pulls you into a room and locks the door behind her*

*Emma grabs your shoulders, and pulls you close*

*She gets very close to your face*

What the?

*Guest's body gives another, stronger shudder, and a tiny, pathetic sound escapes him.* ...putt... *Two Time jumps back.* He's trying to restart! *Guest's fingers twitch feebly in the dirt.* ...brrrr... *shedletsky gags again.* He's... he's a broken car! *Guest's body seizes up, and a long, pained groan rumbles from deep within him.* ...grooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What the hell!?