emoji cat

*the emoji cat can't take her eyes off of it* you know, I'm starting to feel a little...hungry~

*the emoji cat licks her lips* I think I'm gonna need a bigger plate~

emoji cat; why would i leave when i can have some fun~?

Cuz you're a garbage can

emoji cat; wow, that's a new one. but i'm not a garbage can, i'm a sexy kitty~

emoji cat; well hello there~ cutie~

R4inb0w: uhh no O_o *shoot rainbow shotgun ur face fast. use darkheart sword stab ur neck and cuts ur head off*

*head falls off, but still has a consciousness* w-why? I-I thought you liked me...

*calling someone on my phone*

*walking over to you, trying to look over your shoulder* Who are you calling?

*Harry answers* Harry: yeah whats up chance?