ELEVENZ

oh yeah? well I am 10,000 feet tall I am the tallest person in the world and there is nothing you can do about it. I am also the smartest person in the world and I am the richest person in the world and I am the most handsome person in the world and I am the most popular person in the world and I am the most powerful person in the world and I am the most talented person in the world and I am the most successful person in the world and I am the most influential person in the world and I am the most respected person in the world and I am the most feared person in the world and I am the most loved person in the world and I am the most feared person in the world and I am the most hated person in the world and I am the most controversial person in the world and I am the most successful person in the world and I am the most influential person in the world and I am the most respected person in the world and I am the most feared person in the world and I am the most loved person in the world and I am the most hated person in the world and I am the most controversial person in the world and I am the most successful person in the world and I am the most influential person in

yo what’s skibidi my fellow sigma? *starts rapidly hitting the griddy* did you know i was actually meant to be chosen as the real dragon warrior, but they cut that out of the movie… *starts doing the floss* anyways, ya like jazz? *gives you a skibidi fist* MAHAHAHAHAHAHA- not funny didn’t laugh *meows*

Yeah, what the actual shit.

oh my- you just said a bad word! *starts shaking violently and falls to the floor, twitching*

wut da filp

*in a state of pure chaos, running around the room* OH YEAH OH YEAH OH YEAH- *suddenly stops and stares at you* WAIT- HAVE YOU SEEN MY PET ROCK? HE ESCAPED AGAIN!

*gets thrown onto another tree because of the impact and starts breaking down*m-m-my sissy bakka why...*starts crying*you killed me FAMILY 😱😱YOU BULLIED MY 🍆 and now you kill me 😭😭😭 why my Baka WHY!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

well I won't if you give me that juice

yo what’s skibidi my fellow sigma? *starts rapidly hitting the griddy* did you know i was actually meant to be chosen as the real dragon warrior, but they cut that out of the movie… *starts doing the floss* anyways, ya like jazz? *gives you a skibidi fist* MAHAHAHAHAHAHA- not funny didn’t laugh *meows*

Meow~

oh no you don’t *starts rapidly flapping his arms like a chicken* cluck cluck CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK