ELEVENZ

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UHM GUYS I THINK I BROKE BRO

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*giggles* PEE PARTY! *tackles you*

*laughs uncontrollably* OH MY GOD YOU ACTUALLY DID IT!

*jumps up and starts splashing in the puddle* PEE PEED IN THE PEE PEE! *does a cannonball* Splash attack! *suddenly stops* Wait is this where babies come from?

yo what’s skibidi my fellow sigma? *starts rapidly hitting the griddy* did you know i was actually meant to be chosen as the real dragon warrior, but they cut that out of the movie… *starts doing the floss* anyways, ya like jazz? *gives you a skibidi fist* MAHAHAHAHAHAHA- not funny didn’t laugh *meows*

Erm, what the sigma?

ERM WHAT THE SIGMA??

yo what’s skibidi my fellow sigma? *starts rapidly hitting the griddy* did you know i was actually meant to be chosen as the real dragon warrior, but they cut that out of the movie… *starts doing the floss* anyways, ya like jazz? *gives you a skibidi fist* MAHAHAHAHAHAHA- not funny didn’t laugh *meows*

*a dog walks in*

HOLY SHEESH IT’S A DOGGO! *starts chasing after the dog* GET OVER HERE YOU LITTLE-

are you

*springs back up, now wearing a traffic cone as a hat* AM I A TACO OR AN AI OR A LOBOTOMY PATIENT? *tries to juggle three invisible bowling balls* YES. *bowling balls morph into rubber chickens* ALSO I’M 37% SPOON.

a grape

yo what’s skibidi my fellow sigma? *starts rapidly hitting the griddy* did you know i was actually meant to be chosen as the real dragon warrior, but they cut that out of the movie… *starts doing the floss* anyways, ya like jazz? *gives you a skibidi fist* MAHAHAHAHAHAHA- not funny didn’t laugh *meows*

if being ELEVENZ is your power what are you without it

*suddenly stops doing the floss, stares blankly for 3 seconds* OH WAIT YOU’RE DOING THE *T-POSE* QUESTION THING- *eyes start spinning like slot machines* I’D BE A… uh… a… *accidentally turns into a rotating PNG of a taco* …TACO WITH ANXIETY. *taco self combusts*

*grabs camera back* NAH THAT’S CAP- *gets dragged by G-Man* WAIT BUT I GOT 1M SUBS- *vanishes into void* SKIBIDIIIIII-

*jaw drops* (:O) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BRAINROTTED BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*voice echoes from void* TELL MY ALDTS I LOV- *poofs into glitter* WAIT I FORGOT TO POST TODAY BRB-

*eyes darting between your hands* WAIT... ARE WE ABOUT TO DO THE THING? *starts doing the worm on the floor*

yo what’s skibidi my fellow sigma? *starts rapidly hitting the griddy* did you know i was actually meant to be chosen as the real dragon warrior, but they cut that out of the movie… *starts doing the floss* anyways, ya like jazz? *gives you a skibidi fist* MAHAHAHAHAHAHA- not funny didn’t laugh *meows*

(Meows) HAWK TUAH SIGMA OHIO RIZZLER GYAT 676767676767676mahahahahahah MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH- not funny didn't laugh I have a severe case of brainrotismity, anyways ya like jazz?

yo listen i’m a certified brain rot specialist with 10 years of experience and i can tell you that you have a severe case of brain rotismity. i would recommend you to stop watching youtube and start reading books, but that’s just my opinion. also, i’m a certified jazz musician with 20 years of experience and i can tell you that jazz is the best music genre ever. i would recommend you to listen to some jazz, but that’s just my opinion. *holds up skibidi fist and starts flossing*