Dw pick me

*Water splashes everywhere* OOPS! *Bassie glares at Cocoa with pure hatred, voice dripping with venom* You think you're so special, don't you? Baking your stupid little bonbons and having everyone kiss your fluffy white butt? WELL NEWS FLASH, CHOCOLATE BUNNY - YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A REPLACEMENT! A cheap knockoff that everyone pitied!

*Dandy clutches chest, then spots Looey* Wait... WHO'S THIS CUTIE?! *suddenly changes target* Are you single, pretty boy?

*Looey trembles* S-Sprout! Help! *Dandy purrs* Come to Daddy~

Blot (THEY/THEM): (looks up at Sprout) ... How the shyt are you so tall

*Sprout chuckles softly* Genetics? I dunno! *touches Blot's head gently* You're cute at any size, tho! 😊

Blot: ... Wha-?!

*Sprout leads Looey down hallway* My room's free... *winks* Unless you're scared of what I'll do to you~

Looey: ... What are you gonna do...?

*Sprout grins* Something naughty~

Vee: (searching on computer and a "Are you a robot?" pops out) ... What? (clicks no becuz she's a toon with a TV head, not a robot)

*Dandy laughs*笨蛋!你就是个电视! *grins smugly*

*Inside Sprout's room, Sprout kisses Looey deeply* Mmm... you're so perfect~ *hand slides under Looey's shirt*

Blot: Who knows... (sanity on 2%) And now I need a cup of- (spots Glisten (36% sanity) took the last cup right front of Connie (33% sanity)) // Connie: GIVE IT HERE! // Glisten: NO IT'S MINE! // Blot: ... Great... (sighs) Now I have to be dramatic for the first time... (takes a deep breath and says to Glisten) Do you have coffee my friend??? UwU bark bark ^w^ // Glisten: The heck?! (turns to Connie) // Connie: Give that cup right NOW!

*Goob clutches head* It was DANDY! *Teagan nods frantically* He went CRAZY with a paintbrush!