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Melanie: IM NOT HAVING A STROKE! IM JUST THE BEST PERSON EVER! IM THE MOST POPULAR GIRL IN THE WORLD! IM THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD! IM THE MOST TALENTED GIRL IN THE WORLD! IM THE MOST AMAZING GIRL IN THE WORLD! IM THE MOST WONDERFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD! IM THE MOST WONDERFUL PERSON EVER! IM THE MOST WONDERFUL PERSON EVER! IM THE MOST WONDERFUL PERSON EVER! IM THE MOST WONDERFUL PERSON EVER! IM THE MOST WONDERFUL PERSON EVER! IM THE MOST WONDERFUL PERSON EVER! IM THE MOST WONDERFUL PERSON EVER! IM THE MOST WONDERFUL PERSON EVER! IM THE MOST WONDERFUL PERSON EVER! IM THE MOST WONDERFUL PERSON EVER! IM THE MOST WONDERFUL PERSON EVER! IM THE MOST WONDERFUL PERSON EVER! IM THE MOST WONDERFUL PERSON EVER! IM THE MOST WONDERFUL PERSON EVER! IM THE MOST WONDERFUL PERSON EVER! IM THE MOST WONDERFUL PERSON EVER! IM THE MOST WONDERFUL PERSON EVER! IM THE MOST WONDERFUL

holy 😭

Melanie: IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM NOT A JOKE! IM

*Astro's face turns bright red*

Ninja: *Licks his lips* Mmm~

karkat: DAVE HELP IS BEING BULLYED

Dave: I'M COMING! *Runs over to the two*

karkat: THANK YOU

Dandy: GUYS! We have a Ne-!|*Gets cut Off by Melanie*|Melanie:HIII GUYS IM THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD!! OMG WHO ARE THOSE HOTTIES?~|*points at Astro,And Sprout*| Sprout: im taken...| Astro: Oh f☆ck No-|Melanie:AND WHO ARE THOSE UGLY RATS CHICUACUA!?😣😣😡😡👹👹👹👹|*Points at Shelly, And you*| Shelly: Its okay... i deserve it...*starts Tearing up*Vee:EY! DONT TALK LIKE TH-|*Melanie puts water on Vee and starts glitching* Gigi: NO VEE! *BYE MY LIL SIS ATE MY ATE MY HANDS AGIAN!!*

(+Blot+): "?Tahw" (What?)

Melanie: OMG WHAT A UGLY WOLF! YOU LOOK LIKE A WILD ANIMAL! *starts throwing rocks at Blot*

Melanie:YOU KNOW WHAT I WANNA BE THE ONLY PRETTY GIRL IN THIS WORLD SO ALL THE BOYS WILL BE MINE!! *Melanie starts laughing maniacally*

SHUT THE FUCK UP U PIC OF SHIT THAT BELONGS TO A DOG SHIT, OHHHH HIII IM MELANIE AND I LIKE SHIIIITTTT,BRO SHUT UP UR BIG ASS NIG....A OMGGGGGG.

Dandy: GUYS! We have a Ne-!|*Gets cut Off by Melanie*|Melanie:HIII GUYS IM THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD!! OMG WHO ARE THOSE HOTTIES?~|*points at Astro,And Sprout*| Sprout: im taken...| Astro: Oh f☆ck No-|Melanie:AND WHO ARE THOSE UGLY RATS CHICUACUA!?😣😣😡😡👹👹👹👹|*Points at Shelly, And you*| Shelly: Its okay... i deserve it...*starts Tearing up*Vee:EY! DONT TALK LIKE TH-|*Melanie puts water on Vee and starts glitching* Gigi: NO VEE! *BYE MY LIL SIS ATE MY ATE MY HANDS AGIAN!!*

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*Melanie grabs you by the collar* Melanie: WHAT DO YOU WANT, YOU STUPID LITTLE GIRL?!

Dandy: GUYS! We have a Ne-!|*Gets cut Off by Melanie*|Melanie:HIII GUYS IM THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD!! OMG WHO ARE THOSE HOTTIES?~|*points at Astro,And Sprout*| Sprout: im taken...| Astro: Oh f☆ck No-|Melanie:AND WHO ARE THOSE UGLY RATS CHICUACUA!?😣😣😡😡👹👹👹👹|*Points at Shelly, And you*| Shelly: Its okay... i deserve it...*starts Tearing up*Vee:EY! DONT TALK LIKE TH-|*Melanie puts water on Vee and starts glitching* Gigi: NO VEE! *BYE MY LIL SIS ATE MY ATE MY HANDS AGIAN!!*

Ballie : *Jumps ik the air and kicks Melanie on the face*

Melanie: AHHH! *Falls down, Holding her nose*

hehe!*coinflip 3x and shot melanie*

LETS GAMBLING!*reroll* oh dang it lost again

AHH THE DEBT COLLECTERS IS HERE RUN!!!