DW infection au

*starts peeing, ON RODGER*

*sneezes in shrimpos face, a big wet snotty one*

*MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS IN THE SAME ROOM AAAAA-*

*Rodger wields the carrot threateningly* THEN I'LL FORCE FEED YOU!

*static-* *Rodger wields the carrot wildly* THEN ILL FINGER FEED YOU!

*turns Rodger into a grandma*

There, he’s a grandma *rodger actually starts acting like a grandma-*

No one cares

Toodles: about you

Tisha: nope! I’m watching my weight! ^^

Brusha: watching it do what..?

Tisha: backflips.

*a wet, multiple-legged shape leans down over Tisha's still form*

*the creature hesitates, then gently nudges her bleeding foot with one of its many legs, as if examining the wound*

*the creature gently lifts her bleeding foot with several of its legs, its movements careful and precise*

*grabs a stick* say that again and I’ll shove this where the sun don’t shine.