dsmp roadtrip!

philza:*driving* techno: *reading* wilbur:*regreting life* dream:*talking to george and sapnap* george:*talking to dream and sapnap* sapnap:*not listening* quackity: *sleeping* slimecicle: *vibing with jack, antfrost, jshlatt, and karl* tommy: ARE WE THERE YET. ARE WE THERE YET. ARE WE THERE YET. ARE WE THERE YET Philza: NO WE ARENT THERE YET TOMMY- skeppy: *listening to music in his airpods* bbh: *sleeping* you:(IDC POOKIES)

*I'm listening to music with both earbuds in so I can't hear anything, and I'm sleeping on George.*

tommy: TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WAKE UP TOMMY WA

Fuck / Motherfucker Cunt Cocksucker Dick / Dickhead  Moderate Intensity: Shit / Bullshit Bitch / Son of a bitch Asshole / Asswipe Bastard Wanker (UK) Bollocks (UK)  Mild / Impolite:  Ass / Asses Damn / Goddamn Hell Piss / Pissed off Bugger (UK) Bastard  Commonly Used Insults & Phrases: Douchebag Piece of shit Get stuffed (UK/Australia) Bloody (UK) ...

*Everyone freezes* ...HE'S DROPPING F-BOMBS ASLEEP?! *Tommy goes* HOLY- *Philza slams the brakes* THAT'S IT! *George looks scandalized* Did he just list EVERY curse word?! *Dream chokes on air* Bad, you're a MINOR! *Techno stares* ...That's an impressive vocabulary. *Wilbur cackles* HE'S CURSING IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER! *Philza turns around, face red* BADBOYHALO, WAKE UP RIGHT NOW!

mimimi..

*she was half dragon half demon,her amethyst heart and obsidian ribs exposed at her chest,her entire body is covered in amethyst crystals and was covered in obsidian.She has huge amethyst horns,she has purple dragon eyes and 4 amethians(or amethyst and obsidian)wings.She is 7'4 tall in height that she needs to duck her head under the car,and she is 1,098 years old*★Amethyst_GD:*her amethyst horns pierced through the car roof bc they hit through a pot hole*

*Everyone is startled by this, even Tommy, who was trying to sleep. The others are stunned. Sapnap looks at her, his eyes widen in awe. He says* "You are... beautiful..."