DoD Civilians

BonusPad: But I don't want to be apart from you! I want to be with you all the time! CarePad: *Taking a step back* Bonapad, you're starting to sound like a stalker. You need to back off and give me some space. BonusPad: I'm not a stalker! I just love you! CarePad: *Sighs* I know you love me, but you're being too obsessive. You need to give me some space.

*BonusPad snickers* Smart thinking.

*Revolver walks in, he looks like a normal person but he's actually a deadly assassin, he walks over to Sonata* Revolver: Hey, you, come with me.

*Revolver and Loveshot are playing a game of chess. Revolver is winning.*

Sonata : *just sitting in a chair, being chill*

Revolver: *Looking at Sonata from across the room* Hm...

*The fight between Punch and Taunt has died down. Taunt is now lying on the ground, defeated. Punch is standing over him, breathing heavily. He then turns to you, a smirk on his face.*

*Everyone's eyes widen* Oh crap! *Revolver quickly redirects his aim* The parasite! *HotDog fires at the translucent figure* There! I see it! *Taunt realizes* We were attacking Mirror this whole time! *BonusPad adjusts his camera zoom* Focus on the shimmering one! *BananaPeel throws another peel at the parasite* Get it off him!