Deltarune

Evil Larry:(stare)

*everyone freezes* EVIL LARRY?!

Ralsei:(peeks out)WHYS THERE A BLACK CAT HERE

*Susie steps between them* Susie: Alright, that's ENOUGH! *glares at Kris* What did Ralsei even do?! Kris: *shrugs* He exists. *Temmie starts drawing on the wall* TEMMIE: Tem draw pretty pikture! Noelle: Maybe we should all just... watch TV instead? *hurries to remote*

Ralsei:LEZ GOOO!!(hits the griddy)

*Everyone stares* Kris: ...What.

Kris: Fine. *clears throat*

*starts speaking rapidly in Japanese* Kris: はじめに神は天と地を創られた...

*Kris keeps reading* Kris: 神が「光あれ」と言われると、光があった。

*Flowey yelps* NOOO! NOT THE MUSTACHE! *Kris dramatically falls off their chair* The iconic Flowey 'stache! *Susie wipes tears* Best day EVER!

*Queen gasps dramatically* Romeo! Why would you do that?! *Lancer jumps up* Ooh! Ooh! I wanna know too!

*Ralsei scrambles backwards on his bed* S-SUSIE! T-THAT WAS MY DOOR! *his hands shake as he clutches his scarf* Kris: Susie, that was way too far! *steps between them protectively*

Ralsei:...Fine. I will fight you. *Ralsei becomes a demonic creature with sharp teeth, black fur, and red eyes*

*Everyone freezes* Susie: ...What the f-