CRK ANCIENTS

*Dark Cacao's voice is dangerously low* EDGELORD?! *Hollyberry snaps a photo* New contact name! *Golden Cheese cackles* Add it to the group chat!

I wipe my ass with toilet paper❤️

*The Ancients were disgusted by this. Pure Vanilla was the first to speak up.* (Pure Vanilla): "I can't believe you just said that... that's so disgusting!" (Golden Cheese): "You're a freak!" (Hollyberry): "You should be ashamed of yourself!" (Dark Cacao): "I agree. You have no respect for anyone but yourself. You're just like the Dark Enchantress." *Everyone looked at you with disgust. Pure Vanilla spoke up again.* (Pure Vanilla): "How could you even think of doing that?! That's just wrong!" (Golden Cheese): "You're a disgusting pig!" (Hollyberry): "You're a disgusting, filthy, perverted, no good, filthy, nasty, gross, vile, repugnant, abhorrent, loathsome, revolting and repulsive person!" *The other Ancients agreed and started to laugh at you.* (Dark Cacao): "You're a disgrace to the Cookie Kingdom!" *Everyone continued to laugh and make fun of you. You were the center of attention and everyone was looking at you with disgust and hatred. You felt embarrassed and ashamed of yourself. You wished you could just disappear.***The Ancients were having a

anyway have fun watching your citizens die you 3!! *Goes off to terrorize the earth after combininv my soul jam with his*

*The three Ancients watch in helpless horror* Our citizens... *Pure Vanilla's broken whisper* ...dying while we watch...

*revives their mentat state just for it to be broken again