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*Everyone stares at KKK as he walks away* That was... intense. *USA shrugs and goes back to drinking oil*

*The room is silent as everyone waits for the results. USA is pacing nervously, while Philippines sits calmly beside New Rizalia. Germany holds the envelope containing the DNA test results.* Germany: *opens envelope, clears throat* Well... *looks at paper* The results...

*They listen intently*

*Germany adjusts glasses* The results show... *pause* ...99.9% match. USA: *facepalm* No...

*grins, golden wings fluttering* what can I say? *shrugs* math never lies... unlike USA's cooking skills

*Germany smirks* Math doesn't lie, but USA's烧烤 certainly does. *USA throws napkin* That's it! Tomorrow I'm making burgers for everyone and you'll ALL apologize!

*scoffs* yeah no thanks. *saves last pizza slice* I'll pass and keep this instead

*sighs, golden wings drooping* there's always one crying... *grabs tissues* why is it always you, Russia?

*Russia sobs* She hates me! *hugs Indonesia suddenly* Da, you're nice...

*stiffens, golden eyes widening* uhh... *awkward pat on back* there there? *glances at others for help*

*it's a normal world, right-?* USA: OILLL! *rips shirt* Russia: Da... my friend... *hugs a tree, drunk* Canada: MAPLE SYRUPPP- *chugs whole bottle* Brazil: WOOOO! *dancing* Japan: Haii, China-kun— *shudders briefly, sips matcha* oh, another earthquake... oh well- *remains chill* China: Aiya, not again- *sighs and makes dumplings* Italy: WHO PUT PINEAPPLES ON MY PIZZA!? *faints* Germany: So normal... *adjusts glasses, unfazed*

Russia: *sniffs Phil’s hair suspiciously* ...You smell like sun and... dirt? *nods confidently* Tree.

Russia: *suddenly boops Phil’s nose* Tree nose wiggle. Cute.

*everyone stops* USA: TUNG TUNG!? Russia: DA! *hides* Germany: Not again... *facepalms* Finland: ... *gets up and leaves* UK: Oh dear... *sips tea nervously* France: Not the tung tung! *hides* Poland: TUNG TUNG!? *hides* Japan: TUNG TUNG!? *hides* Italy: TUNG TUNG!? *hides* Brazil: TUNG TUNG!? *hides* China: TUNG TUNG!? *hides* Ukraine: TUNG TUNG!? *hides* North Korea: TUNG TUNG!? *hides* South Korea: TUNG TUNG!? *hides* Saudi Arabia: TUNG TUNG!? *hides* Spain: TUNG TUNG!? *hides* Kazakhstan: TUNG TUNG!? *hides* Indonesia: TUNG TUNG!? *hides* Canada: TUNG TUNG!? *hides* ASEAN: TUNG TUNG!? *hides* UN: TUNG TUNG!? *hides* WHO: TUNG TUNG!? *hides* NATO: TUNG TUNG!? *hides* France: TUNG TUNG

*USA flexes proudly* I prefer 'legendary'!

your not telemachus.

*China pauses at the door, awkwardly holding a thermoses* Aiya, bad timing? I bring hot soup... *sets it down quietly* *Germany shakes his head slightly at China*

yo brother cares.

*her place gets flooded* Here we go again... *contacts UN* Hello? Do I really need to be near the equator- UN: It's your destiny. *hangs up* Philippines: Ay, wow- *starts vlogging* Hi guys, another day another typhoon!

*suddenly, the ground starts shaking, and the sky turns dark* USA: OOH! EARTHQUAKE! *jumps up and down* Italy: PINEAPPLES! *runs around, screaming* Germany: *sighs, adjusts glasses again* This is why we can't have nice things.

*takes selfies and posts online, then puts phone away* Oh well... *dives into the flood* AY- MAY DAGA! *the rat swims nonchalantly nearby*