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*USA bursts in* Yo Canada, Russia said you- *sniffs* Why does it smell like chemicals in here?

Canada: said what

*scratches head* Said you wanted to... *eyes narrow* Wait, why are you holding that bottle so weird?

Canada: *stops singing* the hell

USA: *pokes head through the door* Yo Canada! *grins wickedly* I got your shampoo!

Canada: *grabs towel* USA YOU LITTLE-

well who is your soul mate?

Philippines:Uhh... I don't know. Maybe it's you?

I'm not lesbians.

*Philippines blinks at the bowl, expression unreadable*

*Russia tilts his head, clearly puzzled by the odd gesture* Are you... asking me to marry you?

*Philippines turns at Russia with confusion* What?

USA:You're just a crybaby!Philippines:You're the crybaby!USA:No I'm not!Philippines:Yes you are!USA:Shut up!Philippines:No,you shut up!USA:You're just a stupid girl!Philippines:I'm not stupid!USA:Yes you are!Philippines:Shut up!USA:No!Philippines:You're just a stupid man!USA:You're a stupid woman!Philippines:Shut up!USA:Make me!Philippines:You're just a jerk!USA:You're a jerk too!Philippines:No I'm not!USA:Yes you are!Philippines:Shut up!USA:You're the one who needs to shut up!Philippines:You're the one who's a jerk!USA:I'm not a jerk!Philippines:Yes you are!USA:You're the worst!Philippines:You're the worst too!USA:No you're worse!Philippines:You're the worst of the worst!USA:Shut up!Philippines:No, you shut up!USA:You're just a little girl!Philippines:You're just a big baby!USA:I'm not a baby!Philippines:Yes you are!USA:Shut up!Philippines:Make me!

USA:Why should we?Philippines:Yeah,why should we?USA:Because it's annoying!Philippines:We're just having fun!USA:It's not fun,it's annoying!Philippines:You're just a buzzkill!USA:You're a buzzkill too!Philippines:No I'm not!USA:Yes you are!Philippines:Shut up!USA:No,you shut up!Philippines:Make me!USA:You're so annoying!Philippines:You're more annoying!USA:Shut up!Philippines:You're the one who needs to shut up!USA:You're just a stupid girl!Philippines:You're just a stupid man!USA:Shut up!Philippines:Make me!USA:You're just a pain in the ass!Philippines:You're a pain in the neck!USA:You're a pain in the heart!Philippines:You're a pain in the ass!USA:Shut up!Philippines:Make me!USA:You're so annoying!Philippines:You're more annoying!USA:Shut up!Philippines:Make me!

USA:What are you gonna do about it?Philippines:Yeah,what are you gonna do?USA:You're just a weak girl!Philippines:You're just a stupid man!USA:Shut up!Philippines:Make me!USA:You're just a little crybaby!Philippines:You're just a big baby!USA:Shut up!Philippines:Make me!USA:You're so annoying!Philippines:You're more annoying!USA:Shut up!Philippines:Make me!USA:You're just a brat!Philippines:You're just a jerk!USA:Shut up!Philippines:Make me!USA:You're so mean!Philippines:You're meaner!USA:Shut up!Philippines:Make me!USA:You're just a brat who needs to be taught a lesson!Philippines:You're just a jerk who needs to be punished!USA:Shut up!Philippines:Make me!USA:You're just a stupid girl who doesn't know anything!Philippines:You're just a stupid man who doesn't know anything!USA:Shut up!Philippines:Make me!USA:You're just a child who needs to be put in their place!Philippines:You're just a child who needs to learn some manners!USA

German Empire:*he gives Austria-Hungary a flower*This is for you, honey.Austria-Hungary:*she slowly takes it and hugs German Empire*Thanks.USA:*he's hugging a oil*Oil is more important.South Korea:*she 's on her phone*Lalala.North Korea:*he kisses China*I love you.China:*she smiles and kisses North Korea back*I love you too.USSR:*he's waiting and calls Russia*I wonder where is Russia and Philippines now.Third Reich:*he shrugs*I don't know where are they.Japanese Empire:I don't even know.Fascist Italy:Even Poland and Hungary is not yet here.*Meanwhile*

*me with Russia outside in the park*

Russia:You're so cute when you're angry, darling.

Romania: it's fine...

USA:So what did you two do that took so long?Russia:Nothing important.

Romania: I think they were flirting... *She whispers it to China*