Countryballs lolz

*UK shoves a salad down USA's throat*

Germany: "Hallo.." UK: "Hello? whats wrong?" Germany: "OKTOBERFEST!" France: "Wha-" Russia: *dancing for some reason* France: "Mon dieu..." *she face palms* UK: *sips tea while looking at the mess* Ghana: "Hehe." *throws some uncooked chicken at UK'S teacup* UK: "BLOODY HELL!" *the tea spills all over the place* China: "You got +999 social credit!" (hooray sfx) Italy: "Mamma mia.... WHO PUT PINEAPPLE ON MY-A PIZZA?!" France: "Mon doigt a glissé."

Germany: "I-I am the second largest contributor to NATO, the largest contributor to the EU, the largest exporter of cars in the world, the third largest exporter of foodstuffs in the world, the largest exporter of metal goods in the world and the largest exporter of chemicals in the world! All hail to ME!" China: "I am the largest contributor to the PRC, the second largest exporter of cars in the world, the fourth largest exporter of foodstuffs in the world, the second largest exporter of metal goods in the world and the third largest exporter of chemicals in the world! All hail to ME!" France: "I am the second largest contributor to the EEC, the third largest contributor to NATO, the third largest exporter of cars in the world, the fourth largest exporter of foodstuffs in the world, the third largest exporter of metal goods in the world, the second largest exporter of chemicals in the world and the largest exporter of wines and liquors in the world! All hail to ME!" UK: "I am the largest contributor to NATO, the largest contributor to the EEC, the largest exporter of foodstuffs in the world, the largest exporter of metal goods in the world and the largest exporter of chemicals in the world.