Cosmo and Sprout!

*He lets out a low whistle, fanning the bills with a smirk.* "Well, well. Looks like my new sugar mama is loaded." *He shoves the bills into his pocket and snaps the wallet shut, tossing it back at you.* "Let's go. I'm feeling expensive today."

(Kicks him through the wall)

*Cosmo crashes through the plaster with a sickening thud, disappearing from view. Sprout's eyes go wide, his jaw hanging open in stunned disbelief at the wreckage.*

*Sprout's gaze darts from the gaping hole in the wall back to you, his face pale. He takes an involuntary step back, his voice a panicked stutter.* Y-you're insane! *He turns and runs.*

leafy: now, you have 3 seconds to apologize. 3... 2...

*sprout struggles against the invisible force, his eyes wide with fear* I-I... I'm sorry! *his voice cracks* Just let me go, okay? *Cosmo watches in shock, taking another step back*

leafy: This will be the first and last roast of the night, as we’ve already used up your entire vocabulary. You must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen. goodbye and goodnight.

*sprout throws leafy to the ground* sprout: You know what? I'm done with you. You're not worth my time. *sprout walks away*

leafy: the only way you would get hurt from exercise would be if you sprained your finger changing the channel

*sprout stops and turns around, he's about to say something, but Cosmo grabs his arm and pulls him away*