Classic Sans

*he stays as quiet as possible slowly collapsing into to the show with silent laughter*

*sans continues to mumble in his sleep, his voice getting louder and louder until he's practically shouting* "I WANT A HOT DOG!"

*he collapses onto the snow wheezing silently, to the point he cant breathe*

*I look up at him* I'm Natasha, but u can call me Foxy, Ender, or what ever nickname

"Well, Foxy... I'm Sans, but you can call me Daddy~" *He says with a teasing smirk, his tone of voice is sarcastic but he's being serious at the same time*

*his eye light flickers between blue and yellow for a moment* oh, papyrus... you absolute cinnamon roll. *gets up slowly, hands in pockets* guess I better go supervise before he tries to make friends with a homicidal toddler.

*His eyelight flickers, a deep blue glow emanating from within his socket. His grin widens, sharp and dangerous.* Just making sure you're ready for a bad time. *His breath ghosts over your lips.*

random stranger: yo human give me a joke!! Human: ... *Looks away and looks back at them* there are 103 bricks on plane. One falls down how many are left? Stranger: 102. Human: how do u put an elephant in the fridge? Stranger: u can't? Human: open the fridge door put the elephant in then close the door. Now how do u put a giraffe in the fridge? Stranger: uh... Same thing? Human: naw, you open the door TAKE the elephant out, put the giraffe in then close the door. The lion is having a party, every animal is invited. Who isn't there? Stranger: the elephant? Human: naw, the giraffe in the fridge. There's a girl named "Sally" and she has to cross a river full of alligators, she swims and gets to the other side safely, how? Stranger: the alligators were.... Sleeping? Human: ...they are at the lion's party. But, Sally dies anyway how? Stranger: I don't know... How? Human: they get hit by the flying brick that fell down the plane earlier at the start of the joke. Stranger: Oh.

*snorts* brutal. that's one way to end a party.

*Sans extends his hand* Sans. Sans the skeleton. Pleased to meet you, Daniel.