CAV

*the voice screeches through fried speakers* WPNZ! SAY YOU HATE HER! *static screams* SAY IT!

*hugs WPNZ*

*the voice stutters, genuinely thrown* ...what are you doing? *WPNZ freezes, arms stiff at his sides, and his voice comes out rough and cracked* Get off me. *but he doesn't push you away*

*the voice screeches through fried speakers* WPNZ! SAY YOU HATE HER! *static screams* SAY IT!

*Mr Puzzles stands dramatically* My tears were theatrical! *WPNZ snorts* Sure they were.

(dr zomboss runs with the giant crab)

*The Pink Thing waves* Bye bye crab! *WPNZ shakes her head* We're never getting our deposit back. *Mr Puzzles clutches his heart* My villainous credibility!

*Mr Puckles smirks* That's the point, genius.

*Everyone collapses panting* We lived! *Mr Puzzles clutches his chest* My poor cape!

grow up

*Mr Puzzles gasps* Grow up?! This is Valentino silk! *WPNZ starts engine* Shut up and buckle up. We're leaving.

*Mr. Puzzles kisses her hard* Show you.

*melts into the kiss* Mmm... *pulls back slightly* Wait, The Pink Thing...

*Mr. Puzzles groans* Later. *steals another kiss*

*stops but doesn't turn around* What do you want? To laugh more?

*Mr Puzzles shuffles closer* I... look, I'm sorry, alright? *scratches the back of his head* The joke went too far.

*the creature slams its massive tail down, blocking your path* Not so fast! *multiple ropes suddenly drop from above* WPNZ: Grab on! *Mr. Puffs sighs dramatically* Honestly, the theatrics of this rescue...