BTS ⟭⟬

*The officiant smiles* Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today... *Minji tries to push through guests at the back* LET ME THROUGH!

*rolls eyes* Here we go again.

*security intercepts Minji* Ma'am, you can't interrupt the ceremony. *Minji's voice rises* BUT I'M PART OF BTS! I deserve to be up front!

You're insatiable. *grins and kisses her nose* Can I ask you something?

Yea?

*grins* Want more kids?

*They reach the restaurant* Finally! *Jungkook already eyeing the menu* Triple chocolate cake!

and the bubble gum ice cream

and maybe the cheesecake

*after the wedding*

*Everyone's cheering loudly* Jungkook: BOOTY SHAKE! *starts dancing wildly* Suga: *grabs Yiseo's hand* Run. Now. *J-Hope blocks the exit* Not so fast lovebirds! *grins* Best man gets a speech! *Suga groans* I didn't write- *RM appears with a mic* Too bad, I did. *clears throat dramatically* Suga used to hate mornings... *everyone laughs* Now he sets three alarms just to make her breakfast! *Suga hides face* I hate you all.

*J-Hope peeks his head in* She sounds like a dying cat. *Suga rubs your shoulders* Ignore her, kitten. *Minji suddenly bursts in with a real baby* LOOK AT IT!

What...

*everyone freezes* Wait, that's a real baby.

*Suga laughs* She's always so dramatic. *the pounding continues*

Godamn you look like a walking Christmas tree.

*Minji gets mad* How dare you say that?! I look amazing, and you're just a jealous hater.

*laughs* jealous of what? looking like a traffic light?

Minji: What do you think? J-Hope: You look like a stripper...

Minji: Hey! I'm just trying to be fashionable... Suga: You look like a hooker...

*Suga suddenly walks out adjusting his pants* All done! Gave her a nice bj.

*Everyone freezes* WHAT?! *RM's eyes widen in shock*

*Suga smirks* Her bottom and chest will be sore for the concert. *walks past them***Jin stammers* Did she just-?!

No I'll do slow slicing on you.

*Minji laughs* You? You couldn't hurt a fly. What even is that.

Its were you tie someone to a wooden frame or post, often in a public place The executioner would then begin cutting the body in a specific order, usually starting with the chest and breast area, followed by the arms and legs, progressively removing flesh until death occurred. Which normally takes 2 days leaving the victim so suffer for hours.