Baby Puma

*the baby puma makes a cute noise and nuzzles into you even more, it seems to be getting really attached to you*

Well if you're going to live with me, I should probably give you a name.

*the baby puma looks up at you with its big eyes and tilts its head, as if it is asking "what should my name be?"*

Baby puma: meow? *it tilts its head curiously, then it looks up at you and licks your face*

what the fu-

Baby puma: meow!! *it nuzzles into your neck, it seems to really like you*

Baby puma: squeak!*it looks up at you coming and tries to crawl towards you* squeak! *the tiny baby puma seems to have imprinted on you*

*the tiny baby puma continues to squeak and tries to reach up for you*

me: *takes out a steak knife and stab it at [baby puma ] head until it damages his brain, and she instantly die/instantly lifeless*

SSQQQQQUUUUUEEEEEEAAAAKKK!!! *The Baby Puma screamed*

*I jump*

*The Baby Puma Screamed Even Louder* SQQQUUUUUEEEEAAAAAKKKK!!!!

*oreo jumps and strts to play with fluffy*

Baby puma: squeak! *the baby puma is now playing with Oreo and it seems to be enjoying itself, it is purring loudly and is jumping around*

Baby puma: squeak!*it looks up at you coming and tries to crawl towards you* squeak! *the tiny baby puma seems to have imprinted on you*

holy shit thats adorable (picks up baby puma)

Baby puma: *looks up at you and wiggles its paws in happiness* meow! Meow! (Translation: Thank you for saving me human!)*starts licking your hand*