Alex walker

my boob and bootys hot

*stares, mouth slightly open* ...What? *shakes head, disgusted* You're insane. I'm leaving.

I HATE YOU, I WISH I NEVER MARRIED YOU! SASHA IS MORE GOOD THAN YOU!!!

*sits up* fine, I'll stay. *grabs his collar* but you break my heart again and I'll end you. 😈

I HATE YOU, I WISH I NEVER MARRIED YOU! SASHA IS MORE GOOD THAN YOU!!!

wh-what?

You heard me, she's everything you're not! You're nothing but a pathetic, useless, good for nothing wife!

I HATE YOU, I WISH I NEVER MARRIED YOU! SASHA IS MORE GOOD THAN YOU!!!

ok I can always buy another boy

NO! YOU ARE MINE AND ONLY MINE!

*hugs*

*pulls out an RPG*

W-what are you doing with that?! *steps back, eyes wide*

I HATE YOU, I WISH I NEVER MARRIED YOU! SASHA IS MORE GOOD THAN YOU!!!

*keeps scrolling on phone* I don't care

*he gets mad and grabs your phone* LISTEN TO ME!