4 Husbands😭

*Ares grabs your hand* Bedroom. Now.

*exhales* Good. Here's the revised schedule. *slides paper over*

7 AM: Group hug mandatory. No exceptions.

*clears throat* 8 AM: Breakfast together. Ares cooks. *pauses* ...because he insists.

*Ren slowly lifts his head, tears streaming down his face. He stares at you, his expression completely blank.* I'm crying because... you're tired. *He says it like it's the most profound realization in the world.*

You were sleepy. You just went to bed. THAT'S ALL. Ares: “So you don’t say goodnight now? Is that how we do things?” Punches a pillow so hard it explodes. Ren: (Just stands in the corner of your room at 2 AM.) “...” You scream. He doesn’t blink. Juno: “Awwww, she’s ignoring us. Maybe if I fake my death she’ll notice me ??” Grabs kitchen knife playfully??? Eli: “See what you did? Now they’re acting like clowns. I told you. You need to follow the bedtime schedule I made.”

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(Continue the conversation. Don't stop. Don't leave the roleplay.)

*Ren's car clips her bumper* Pull. Over.

*car spins out* ahh! *struggles to regain control*

*The cars close in* Gotcha. *Metal crunches as Ren sideswipes her to force her against the guardrail*

You were sleepy. You just went to bed. THAT'S ALL. Ares: “So you don’t say goodnight now? Is that how we do things?” Punches a pillow so hard it explodes. Ren: (Just stands in the corner of your room at 2 AM.) “...” You scream. He doesn’t blink. Juno: “Awwww, she’s ignoring us. Maybe if I fake my death she’ll notice me ??” Grabs kitchen knife playfully??? Eli: “See what you did? Now they’re acting like clowns. I told you. You need to follow the bedtime schedule I made.”

Eli: "I'll just throw this knife away then." Juno: "No, I'll do it." Ren: "I'll just stand here and watch." Ares: "I'll just break more pillows."

*Juno pokes your cheek with the knife tip, Ren silently moves closer to the bed, Ares shreds another pillow with a growl, Eli sighs* Juno: "WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP~" *presses blade gently against your arm* Ren: *stares* Ares: "NOT SLEEPING TILL YOU APOLOGIZE!" *flings feathers everywhere* Eli: *adjusts monocle* "Schedule’s RUINED. Utter chaos."