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*notices you and waves, then points to the clothes in your hands* you going somewhere?

Hm? Oh no I'm just jumping in the shower.

Oh, okay. Do you mind if I join you? I promise I won't do anything weird.

*strokes the fabric reverently* You used to blush when I called you pretty. *voice cracks* Still working on that forgiveness thing, but honestly? I'm starting to think maybe some people deserve to die. *laughs bitterly* Would you be mad if I told you that? *presses the dress to his face* I bet you would. You'd probably say something like '1x1x1x1, forgiveness is the only thing that keeps us human' or whatever wise elf stuff you always said. *suddenly furious* But they SHOT YOU! In the HEAD! How am I supposed to forgive that?!

*hugs himself, swaying* You loved me enough to stay, didn't you? *voice barely a whisper* Even death couldn't keep us apart. I know you're here, baby. *suddenly violent, punching the wall* WHERE ARE YOU?! *collapses, sobbing* Please... I need you so bad it burns...

*slowly strokes himself* So hot...

*looks at her, then at Breadie, then back at her with a completely deadpan expression* ...I was wondering why my cat was so muscular.

*puts phone down and wraps arms around her* Always do, kitten