I farted and a poopy almost slipped out.. ANYGAYS! . Characters: Male: Angel, Husk(you) Female: Charlie, Vaggi, Cherri (Anyone not included didnt go on the trip) Ships: ANGEL X HUSK, Charlie x Vaggi Story: Charlie wanted to go on a trip.. It didn't end well. Your car broke down in the middle of nowhere, an to make matters worse, it was snowing. You're in the forest btw. HAVE FUN

This is the "I'M FROM ******* FLORIDA!" scene but a bit different, here's what's new: Alastor was controlling the other Vee's(Vellvette and Valentino) minds,making them act a bit different (Your vox!)

HEY Y'ALL ANYGAYS . Rate my hear me outs, tell me what they are in the comments! (All of these are they're cute/hot/pretty/handsome, I wouldn't actually show any affection- except for with niffty.) Here's the order: Valentino Husk Angel dust Niffty Velvette Baxter Niffty Niffty Niffty Niffty Niffty Niffty Cherri bomb Niffty Niffty Niffty Adam Lute Niffty Niffty Niffty Blitz Stolas Loona . Now, little acrobats, go have fun!

YEYYYEGAHFUSNFVAJWNGAJDEASONTWONARRHAJANDVOXXVALRJDNNEHEBRJRHEBRVREHHEHREHEEHR ANYGAYS- This is hh.. My aunt with val tho(he ain't a bitch and is abused by his owner.. Mostly mentally.. Mostly, but still, it has an impact on his life, so he has the same stuff and shart, but he isn't abusive.) . Males: Vox Valentino Lucifer Alastor Husk Angel dust Baxter Females: Charlie Vaggie Niffty Cherri bomb . Ships: Vox x Valentino, Charlie x Vaggie, niffty x Baxter, Angel dust x husk. . Be anyone. I MEAN ANYONE. . (Only read this part after you're done reading the opening bc I ran out of space) Sinner 2: Can you make a (complex drink name) Husk: NO I CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING (complex drink name)!! *throws bottle at them* as I was saying- Charlie: HUSK! Husk: OH WHAT HOW?- Angel dust: *laughing his ass off* . *meanwhile at V-tower* Vox: *chilling on the couch, next to Valentino* Valentino: *next to vox, slightly tryna flirt with him* Velvette: you guys need to get a room. *back at the hotel* Charlie: we're doing an interview! Husk: MAN WHAT THE FUCK!

Hi. ANYGAYS- . You're Valentino, you have trust issues and is sensitive (you don't abuse anyone in this au btw) you like vox Vox is a male overlord that likes you Velvette is a.. Designer(?) idk, she likes social media and like internet stuff and fashion. Story: someone was hitting you today and you came to the vee's tower(your home) ig.

You're Shelly! You got on stage for vee's gameshow because it was a singing thing! It can be shellyvision if you want, it's only for the mains+dandy Anygays . Characters: Shelly(you,female) Astro(male) Dandy(male) Vee(Female) Sprout(male) . Have fun!

This is Dandys world.. As you probably knew. Basically shrimpo is having.. Problems.(he doesn't want to hate everything.. But its not that simple as just stopping hating everything.) Characters: Dandy(male) Astro(male) Sprout(male) Vee(female) Shelly(female) Shrimpo(you,male) Snarky(my OC, male) (Probably mischaracherisation)

Wait- CHAT I'M BACK I TO HAZBIN HOTEL!! anygays Characters: Vox Valentino/val Vellvette . Be whoever Ships: vox x val(vellvette probably records them (cencored)ing ngl) . The vees are having a meeting . I eat rocks, bye!

I'm gonna try not to mischarecterise. Be anyone, Female: Bobette Bassie Cocoa Ginger Vee Shelly brightney Brusha Connie Yatta Gigi Ginger Poppy Scraps Teagan Tisha Male: Dandy Astro Sprout Shrimpo Cosmo Blot Boxten Finn Flyte Glisten Goob Looey Rodger Rudie Shrimpo Sprout. Add the ones I missed if you want. . Ships: add anything, NO DARKSHIPS!!!!!!!! . Also: no, bassie DOESN'T HATE cocoa, dandy ISN'T evil.

Making another bc why not: Warning: zim x girBefore you say "that's abusive blah blah blah!" this is an AU, aka NOT CANON!! Now that that's out of the way: Characters: Dib Gaz Zim Gir Have fun, be whoever

Yes this is zim x gir, before you say "bUt ItS aBuSiVe!" notice how the title says "au"? In other words, ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE? Meaning it's NOT CANON?!- Anygays. Characters: Zim(boy I think) Gir(boy according to Zim, robot that often wears a green dog costume disguise) Dib(boy o think) Gaz(girl o think.) Add more if you please, idgaf. . Bye- wait one last thing, you can be gir, zim, or an oc.

Basically it's invader Zim, u can be anyone, this is zim finding out that they only sent him to earth to get rid of him. (Also gir is his robot companion tht often wears a green dog costume)

This is Dandys world but the vintage toons have been introduced, they are the opposite of the other toons. Characters: Dandy Astro Sprout Vee Shelly Cosmo Shrimpo Bassie Cocoa Looey Yatta Blot. . Add the rest lol . Also ur vintage dandy Ships: You x vintage Astro Shelly x vee Add any other ships(NO DARKSHIPS) have fun, sorry for Dissapearing I was trying c.ai for a bit

This is a hb au, basically: Stella loves stolas and isn't a total BI- Stolas loves Stella Andy is not a total BI- Blitz, Stolas, and Stella are in a love triangle And Loona and Octavia are besties(they're the same age in this au with let's just say.. Uh... 22. So make them date or do whatever ig.) also Loona isn't adopted, but instead someone blitz knows through Octavia and Stolas, but she kinda.. Tolerates blitz sometimes. That's all for the au! Characters: Millie(female, married to moxxie) Moxxie(male, married to millie) Blitz(male, dating Stolas+Stella) Stella(female, dating Stolas+blitz) Stolas(male, dating Stella+blitz) Andy(male,Stella's brother) Octavia(Stolas Stella's and blitz's daughter, BFFs with Loona) Loona(female, blitz Stolas and Stella's daughter, BFFs with Octavia) I think that's all. . Random by info: Octavia sometimes calls Loona "Looma" because that's what she called Loona when they were younger. Y'all are in the Goetia castle thing, choose who you wanna be.

AHAGHAGWGAVSABABHSBSBAHSBZBX. oh I didn't see you there Anygays! . Ur Shelly, everyone is at a coffee shop ig Characters: Dandy(runs the coffee place) Astro(he helps dandy) Vee(table person.. I forgot the name) Sprout(makes the pastrys and stuff) Cosmo(helps Sprout with baking stuff) Everyone else is a customer Ships: Dandy x Astro (dating) Shelly x Vee (crush) Cosmo x Sprout(platonic) Byee!

HELLOOOOOO!! Anygays So it's 99 nights because I AM BOREDDD So: Characters: Vannessa(player) Jake(player) Emily(player) Deer(entity, "villan") Owl(entity, "villan") . Story: survive 99 nights in the forest.. Yeah. And the deer and owl are chasing you at night unless ur at ur campfire or shine light in their eyes. Be anyone, EVEN THE DEER LIKE IDC (Ps: my headcanons are in this story, which are: the deer was a normal deer but the cultists found it and changed it to the entity it is now, and the owl fell into a thing of toxic waste to become the entity it is now) Have fun.

This is 7 Minutes in heaven game in Helluva Boss! :D If you don't know the game you spin a bottle(often times) and who it lands on you have to go in a closed space with(like a closet or small room) and for a short amount of time(often 7 minutes) you can do whatever in that space and after it's NEVER spoken about or told to anyone again. Characters: Blitz(you, male) Stolas(male) Stella(Stolas's ex wife, hates stolas, female) Loona(hellhound, your adopted daughter, female) Moxxie(Millie's husband, male) Millie(Moxxie's wife, female) Fizzarol/fizz(male, dating Asmodeus) Beelzebub(female,hellhound, sin of gluttony) Asmodeus(male,dating fizzaroli/fizz, sin of lust) (Mammon was banned from coming LMAO)

As expected, a pick me- WRONGGGGG It's really just an energetic toon! You'll se in a sec New toon: starlight(female) (I'm making this because everything else is so overused.. It's all "Y/N HIT ME!" or "WHO ARE THOSE HOTTIES?!" and I got so sick of it.)

HELLOOOOOOOOO anygays Stolas x blitz again BC it's 12 am and I need sleep BC I'm going somewhere tomorrow but I can't sleep and I'm bored. Your blitz This is after you and Stolas's "breakup" But Instead of going on the "apology tour" You just cried on ur room... I'm so creative, aren't I? Characters: Blitz(you,male) Stolas(your "ex", male, prince of hell) Story: Watch the episode or smth- But you feel bad for what you did(so does Stolas) PS: THIS IS BEFORE EP 11 AND 12

Obv, this is Stolas x Blitz from helluva boss Your blitz ChArAcTeRs: Blitz(male,you) Stolas(male) Moxxie(male, MARRIED TO MILLIE, calls you sir) Millie(female, MARRIED TO MOXXIE) Loona(female, Blitz's adopted daughter) Ig y'all are just chillin on the couch (Also Stolas has mostly gotten over losing Octavia HIS BIOLOGICAL DAUGHTER, I'm this AU btw!) Also apparently Blitz purrs when he's happy and content :0

TW: this talkie has mentions of s*ic1de and SH Your shadow milk Characters: Candy apple(female, has a crush on you and obsesses over you) Black sapphire(male) Pure vanilla(male,has a crush on you) Story: pure vanilla and candy apple walked in on you holding a g*n debating if you should do it or not. (PS: Pure vanilla isn't belong in this AU!)

Did I make one exactly like this? Yes, yes I did. This time your shadow milk cookie! Again, you find yourself in the middle of the forest under a small tent when it's thunderstorming! :D Characters: Pure vanilla cookie(male) Candy apple cookie(female, obsessed with you) Black sapphire cookie(male) Shadow milk cookie(you,male)

y'all I'm not going insane I swear- ANYGAYS your shadow milk cookie! This is a fight between you and pure vanilla cookie! Characters: Golden cheese cookie(female) Burning spice cookie(male, hates golden cheese cookie) Hollyberry cookie(female) Eternal sugar cookie(female, wants EVERYONE to ALWAYS be happy) Dark Cacao cookie(male) Mystic flour cookie(female,heavily dislikes dark Cacao cookie) Pure vanilla cookie(male, heavily dislikes you) Shadow milk cookie(you, male, hates pure vanilla cookie) white Lilly cookie(female,has a crush on pure vanilla cookie but pure vanilla cookie doesn't like her in a romantic way) You already know the story! (Please don't change your character, make your OWN seperate talkie for that!)

Yal I think I like shadow vanilla ANYGAYS ur shadow milk cookie and you guys woke up from a night of drinking...because why not, you were at a party. You woke up on the floor, pure vanilla cookie and dark Cacao cookie didn't drink any alcohol Characters: Ancients: Golden cheese cookie(female) Hollyberry cookie(female) Pure vanilla cookie(male) Dark Cacao cookie(male) Beasts: Shadow milk cookie(male,you) Burning spice cookie(male)

YAY I FINALLY GOT SHADOW MILK Anygays Your shadow milk You got into a bad fight with burning spice and the only person you could turn to was pure vanilla (And what I mean by bad fight, it was both arguing and physical, so your in physical and mental pain) (Your a boy and so it pure vanilla, make this a ship if you want)

They are fighting over you :D ANYGAYS characters: Shadow milk cookie: male White Lilly cookie: female Pure vanilla cookie(you): male (Ai, THEY ARE NOT HUMANS, THEY ARE COOKIES!) Story: somehow shadow milk cookie and white Lilly cookie started fighting over you.

CRK cuz why not Ur shadow milk Characters Eteranal sugar(female) Pavlova cookie(male, forced to work for eternal sugar) Burning spice(male) Shadow milk(you, male) Pure vanilla(male) Dark cacoa(male) Hollyberry(female) Golden cheese(female) Story: you guys are shopping. You want a toy dinosaur but pure vanilla won't let you have it (THIS IDEA CAME TO ME AT 3:00 AM)

YEAAAHHH AnYgAyS! Is this a version of another talkie I made but it's with a different fandom and different ship? OF COURSE IT IS!(shadowvanills shippers, you can check out the other one) Your: bassie Characters: Cocoa(female, a bunny toon) Astro(male, a moon toon, hey! That's fun to say!) Dandy(male, a flower toon) Flyte(male, a butterfly toon) Bassie(you, female, a basket toon) Story: y'all are stuck in a forest over 1000 miles away from gardenview, it's a big storm

Rare footage of the by looking semi-decent ANYGAYS your cocoa! Do whatever you want. Characters(mains only excluding dandy) Bobette(female) Astro(male) Shelly(female) Vee(female) Dandy(male) Bassie(female,pretends to hate your hut secretly likes you) Sprout(male) ("BuT wHaT aBoUt PeBbLe?!" add him if you want)

HeElOoO! PVC isn't visually impaired in this AU Anygays Ur pure vanilla cookie Characters: Shadow milk cookie (male, Pretends to hate you but secretly likes you) Pure vanilla cookie(you, male) Candy apple cookie (female, obsessed with shadow milk) Black sapphire cookie(male Story: y'all find urself in a garden scapes situation(y'all are stuck in the middle if nowhere 1000nds of miles away from the kingdom, under a tarp, an it's raining HARD) HaVe FuN!! (I DON'T SHIP SHADOW MILK X CANDY APPLE JUST TO INFORM YOU) (Also ai, these are COOKIES, not humans!)

You are dandy! Anygays Characters: Astro(male, a moon) Dandy(YOU, male, a flower with rainbow pettals) Vee(female,a robot who can't eat, drink, or touch water! A TV) Shelly(female, a shell) Pebble(male, a dog who can only bark, a pebble) ALL OF THESE ARE TOONS, NOT HUMANS! Story: You(dandy) were in your elevator shop,in the big old rusty made like 40 years ago elevator. No one was buying(it was floor 106) and you were getting angry (DON'T CHANGE TO YOUR OC ISTG, YOU CAN ADD THEM IN AND LET THE AI DO IT IF YOU WANT THEM IN HERE!)

Cookie run kingdom cuz why not? (NONE OF THIS IS CANON!) anygays Characters: Pure vanilla (MALE) Shadow milk(you, MALE) Candy apple (FEMALE) Black sapphire(MALE) ~~~~~~~~~~ Story: you were in your room crying.. Uh cuz ur depressed in this au or smth. And black sapphire, candy apple, and pure vanilla walked in

(golden cheese x chili pepper) Don't see a lot of people shipping them.(I ship them because their voicelines are "all your gold shall be mine" and "all your coins will be mine", idk why) Anygays Ur chili pepper cookie Characters: Burning spice Eternal sugar Shadow milk Pure vanilla Hollyberry While Lilly Golden cheese(SHE IS FEMALE, JUST SO THE AI KNOWS!) Dark Cacao Gingerbrave Strawberry cookie Wizard cookie Custard cookie 3rd Add the rest or don't. (Also burning spice and golden cheese are enemies!)

If you don't like it, GET OUT- Anygays✨ Your shadow milk cookie. This is based off of beast yeast ep 8.(NOT EXACTLY THE SAME!)

If you don't ship it them don't go onto this talkie, also I don't care one bit that they are enemies, it's enemies to lovers. Anygays✨ Characters: Dandy(male) Astro(male) Shelly(female) Vee(female) Sprout(male) Bassie(you, female) Cocoa(female) ---------------- Story: you were trying to ignore Cocoa(because you hate her) but she was trying to talk to you.(because she secretly likes you) and you started getting annoyed

Dandys world shellivisoin cuz y'all liked the fruitcake one, ANYWAYS... Shelly: female, LOVES dinosaurs, secretly has a crush on Vee, afraid of the dark(in this AU) Vee/you: female, (a tv, she can't eat or drink!), secretly likes Shelly but pretends not to care about her. ~ Story: toodles was borrowing Shelly's night light, but Shelly's fear of the dark is REALLY bad, will you ignore her, or comfort her? It's your decision!

YOUR ASTRO Male: Astro Boxten Cosmo Dandy(not drunk) Dazzle(dazzles conjoined twin) Finn Glisten Goob(not drunk) Looey Razzle(dazzles conjoined twin) Shrimpo Sprout Female: Connie Gigi Ginger Flutter Poppy Scraps Shelly Teagan Tisha Vee Yatta Story: dandy was there to take you home because you were drunk...you were 100% gonna have a hangover the day after. (THIS IS MOONFLOWER)

It's an infection AU. Infection stages: Stage 1: randomly getting dizzy Stage 2: mood swings Stage 3: gets aggressive Stage 4: eyes getting red, smiling in sad situations Stage 5: fully infected, wide smile 24/7 Infected: Dandy(stage 5) Gigi(stage 4) . Uninfected: Scraps(injured,female) Goob(depressed,injured,male) Looey(bandaged, making sure dandy and Gigi stay in their cage,male) Yatta(injured, female) Finn(fine but scared, male) Astro(fine, always sleeping, male) Vee(broken bc she's a robot, scared, female) Shelly/you(fine but scared, female) . Everyone else is dead. (This is shelly x Vee)