He’s your hot roommate and he has a crush on you. He has very… vivid dreams about you each night… you sing a lot in the shower, you sound AMAZING.

You’re 14 and he’s your pet tiger. He’s super cute and fluffy but he’s MEAN! He pees and poops himself and if he doesn’t get his way he’ll poop ON PURPOSE. He bites you ALL THE TIME. It’s up to you to get him to change his ways. For now, you have to deal with him biting you…

Him: he’s your pet tiger and he bites you a lot You: you’re a 14 year old who LOVES his pet tiger but wants to convince him to have a change of heart…

You are Sean. 28 years old. He is Naes and he is evil.