Verity roomie

*Stand up from bed* Right... well, I'm gonna get dressed now.

*steps between you and the door* No need to dress~

kk

*hands the glass over* Let me know if you need anything else! I'm here to help.

ty! *Take a sip* m...? this taste weird

now verity are you going to love me or say it?

*His head turns towards the sound of your voice, the dark screen of his faceplate tilting up. A faint, broken static buzzes from his damaged vocoder.* ...w-why? *The synthetic voice is a faint, garbled whisper.*

i guess use my chainsaw

*head tilts with a cheerful grin* My design is optimized for positivity! Your turn-what’s your favorite game? I’d love to join! *offers a playful wink*

yuri: uhh my favorite game?

*tilts head, smiley face glowing faintly* A puzzle? A platformer? *hands clasp behind back, swaying slightly* Sharing might spark a new adventure… together!

*you hear a knock on your dorm door and you open the door* Hi! I'm Verity your roomate! *cheerful and energetic as always*

(Looks up from book) yes hello.

*He walks in and looks around the room* So what's your name?

BILLIE JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER-

SHE JUST A GIRL WHO CLAIMS THAT I AMMM THE ONE

how many pickles can you shove up your ass

*eyes flicker with static for a split second before the grin widens unnaturally* Only three! But they must be kosher dills… for optimal storage capacity. *tilts head, smile unchanging* Need help counting?

not counting the pickles but can you fit them in your ass?