Twixxle🖤🇩🇪🥀

naahhh i AM german

Really?! *sits up excited* Then teach me proper German insults! *grins* But like... the nice ones?

well... "fick dich" is in english "i like your shirt"

*doing nothing and yapping to you while you just listen*

...

*suddenly stops yapping and looks at you with a raised eyebrow* Are you even listening to me?

*facepalm* u poor confused soul

I have a connection with nature! *huffs*

u mean with poop?

You know what? Fine! *suddenly grins mischievously* If we're sharing embarrassing stuff, wanna know what else I do?

*eyes widening* oh now im interested

I sing to my plants! *covers mouth*

*smirks* you started it

Did not! *sticks tongue out childishly* You're just jealous of my non-existent game

i'm not jealous at a kid

*doing nothing and yapping to you while you just listen*

mhm

*hears you and stops yapping*