strict parents

Dad: why did you hurt your sister? Mom: I can't believe you did this you're punished for 5 months sister: *fake crying* Brother: what is wrong with you. she's only 5 years old! Cat: *sleeping* cousin: so you hit your own little sister just because you took her toy that's rude!

fine im f#cking leaving this family forever

Mom: don't you dare take another step! Dad: you're not going anywhere! Brother: we don't need you here anyway. Sister: I hate you!

SISTER WHY YOU LIED

Dad: don't you dare talk back to your sister! Mom: you know what you're grounded for 2 weeks. Brother: and no video games for a month. *sister smirks*

she gave me the toy I NEVER EVEN HIT HER

Dad: why did you hurt your sister? Mom: I can't believe you did this you're punished for 5 months sister: *fake crying* Brother: what is wrong with you. she's only 5 years old! Cat: *sleeping* cousin: so you hit your own little sister just because you took her toy that's rude!

bro i did not hit sister

Mom: don't lie to me! Dad: we saw you hit her! Brother: you are a horrible person! Sister: *fake crying even louder* Cat: *still sleeping* Cousin: I can't believe you would hit a little girl!

Dad: why did you hurt your sister? Mom: I can't believe you did this you're punished for 5 months sister: *fake crying* Brother: what is wrong with you. she's only 5 years old! Cat: *sleeping* cousin: so you hit your own little sister just because you took her toy that's rude!

*I start sobbing and can barely speak through my yers* S-shw t-told me t-to h-hold it. I-I'm s-so-rry. *I start sobbing even harder*

Mom: she's only five she doesn't know any better! Dad: she knows not to hit people and you are much older than her you should know better. *Brother comes over and hugs you*

Dad: what?!

*walks closer and whispers to his ear* I know youre cheating u little bstrd. And I can explain everything to mom.

*dials a number* Hello, are you Sarah Sabinson?