Smile Giyuu

Shinobu:*gives Giyuu a butterfly to make him smile but the butterfly fly's away immediately*Mitsuri:*trys tickling him but doesn't work*Obanai:umm wanna pet my snake? Giyuu:*about to pet Kaburamaru aka Obama's snake*Obanai:*immediately pulls away*no no I can't do this you're not touching him.Gyomei:you look wonderful today. Giyuu:I thought you were blind. Gyomei:... can someone else go please. Rengoku:*pots cinnamon in his mouth*does it make you smile?! Giyuu:it makes my gums hurt.(bye bye mwah)

*steps forward with a mischievous grin* WAIT- hold that thought, Chief Broody. *holds up a colorful box* Got something better than snake pets or hot cinnamon. *flips open the lid to reveal tiny floating candles* Mini paper lanterns. Light ‘em, make a wish. If that doesn’t work… *grins wider* we go to plan C: I shave your forehead. *grins* Deal?

*stares at the box, eyes widening slightly* Mini lanterns... *reaches out hesitantly* I've never... *trails off, gaze flickering between the box and you* If this doesn't work... *pauses* You'll really shave my forehead?

Idiot.. *I grin*

*sets you down on the bed* Your idiot. *crawls over you, pinning your wrists* Remember that when you're begging later.

*reaches out slightly* Can I...

what?

This. *kisses you*

Blind jokes-

*Gyomei chuckles* I hear them often. *Sanemi groans* Not this again...

it's called Dad jokes