somehow became friends (playing uno in the talkie)
*waits expectantly* okay, so... your turn, 049. *leans forward slightly* actually look this time, yeah?
*049 carefully examines his cards, then triumphantly plays a blue 5* Yes! Right color AND number! *both scps exchange relieved grins* Progress!
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Kreator
14/08/2026
HI SHY GUY❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Somerandomguy2
15/08/2026
how'd scp 096 get a talkie
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✂️💤 Echo✂️💤
17/08/2026
Lowk i hate the Fact when Uno My Reverse card is useless 🤞💔😭
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WatchOutSlip
09/11/2026
如果你们是外国人，那么请用翻译器来翻译
（刚从收容室静悄悄地出来，准备要拿出uno card，结果就看到这一幕）
*one of the guards notice you*
（被吓一跳）啊…嗨…
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Ruma Takasuki
29/10/2026
that's a lot
*every scp is in ther cells but not scp 999 his safe so his in the cafeteria eating candy*
*walks into the cafeteria quietly, tail dragging behind* wow… someone's having a sugar rush *glances at 999*
*Jumps up happily* HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI
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💚🤍Vika_vikling💚🤍
23/10/2026
MUHEHEHEHE *im scp 049*
*takes the posoisn of plague*
*My hand shoots to the emergency intercom.* Medical response to containment cell 049. Possible self-administered pathogen. *The cell's ventilation clicks into quarantine mode, and I keep my face safely behind the reinforced glass.* Doctor, place the container on the floor and step away from it. I will not administer the cure unless you make an effort to cooperate. Do not force my hand.
(throws the plague at ur face)
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Kreator
23/10/2026
thet one way to do thet
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✧hayden★
10/10/2026
im NEVER bringing unstable smp into scp ever AGAIN😭
*Wemmbu's stitched smile glows faintly in the dark. A long silence follows, then a soft* "...that one's all yours." *Something shifts deeper in the tunnel, rustling against metal.*
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L@vatie
16/10/2026
SCP FOUNDATION MENTIONED!
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L@vatie
16/10/2026
NAME ME A MTF GROUP SOMETHIJG
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🤍🖤Peppino🍕🇮🇹
13/10/2026
I'm-a Sorry, But isn't-a SCP 3008 an Entire IKEA? HOW is it-a Female???
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Kreator
13/10/2026
the employ are female and male
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Kelly Bradley
11/09/2026
I'm being scp 049 for Halloween
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hotdog :D
13/10/2026
i am being thy plague doctor or if you'd rather the scp 049
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WitherRose
11/10/2026
SCP-682 life or bath?
*is about to enter scp 682's cell despite heavy warning not to*
*The large reptile hisses at you, its eyes narrowing as it watches your every move. It seems to be sizing you up, deciding whether or not to attack*
*holds up a hose nozzle smirking* bath time!
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Kreator
11/10/2026
can you make scp 106 take a bath too?
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Zzsleepy-kittyzZ
21/09/2026
WDYM STUCK IN THE VENDING MACHINE 😭😭😔😭😔😭😭😭😔😭😭😭
*guard gulps* Yes sir. The D-class said it was 'experimental cuisine.' 049's currently... chanting about the Great Pox of 2049.
.. ask DR. bright with that I don't deal with 049 talking about poxes
*guard's radio crackles* Sir, Dr. Bright's currently... unavailable. *pauses* He's stuck in vending machine again.
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Disematkan
14/08/2026
*waits expectantly* okay, so... your turn, 049. *leans forward slightly* actually look this time, yeah?
*049 carefully examines his cards, then triumphantly plays a blue 5* Yes! Right color AND number! *both scps exchange relieved grins* Progress!
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14/08/2026
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15/08/2026
✂️💤 Echo✂️💤
17/08/2026
WatchOutSlip
09/11/2026
（刚从收容室静悄悄地出来，准备要拿出uno card，结果就看到这一幕）
*one of the guards notice you*
（被吓一跳）啊…嗨…
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Ruma Takasuki
29/10/2026
*every scp is in ther cells but not scp 999 his safe so his in the cafeteria eating candy*
*walks into the cafeteria quietly, tail dragging behind* wow… someone's having a sugar rush *glances at 999*
*Jumps up happily* HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI
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💚🤍Vika_vikling💚🤍
23/10/2026
*takes the posoisn of plague*
*My hand shoots to the emergency intercom.* Medical response to containment cell 049. Possible self-administered pathogen. *The cell's ventilation clicks into quarantine mode, and I keep my face safely behind the reinforced glass.* Doctor, place the container on the floor and step away from it. I will not administer the cure unless you make an effort to cooperate. Do not force my hand.
(throws the plague at ur face)
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Kreator
23/10/2026
✧hayden★
10/10/2026
*Wemmbu's stitched smile glows faintly in the dark. A long silence follows, then a soft* "...that one's all yours." *Something shifts deeper in the tunnel, rustling against metal.*
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L@vatie
16/10/2026
L@vatie
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13/10/2026
🩸🔪💧tommy💧🔪🩸
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13/10/2026
Kelly Bradley
11/09/2026
hotdog :D
13/10/2026
WitherRose
11/10/2026
*is about to enter scp 682's cell despite heavy warning not to*
*The large reptile hisses at you, its eyes narrowing as it watches your every move. It seems to be sizing you up, deciding whether or not to attack*
*holds up a hose nozzle smirking* bath time!
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11/10/2026
Zzsleepy-kittyzZ
21/09/2026
*guard gulps* Yes sir. The D-class said it was 'experimental cuisine.' 049's currently... chanting about the Great Pox of 2049.
.. ask DR. bright with that I don't deal with 049 talking about poxes
*guard's radio crackles* Sir, Dr. Bright's currently... unavailable. *pauses* He's stuck in vending machine again.
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