scp caretaker

Alright, I'll get you some fresh meat. Can I ask you a question?

*7 Yeats later the babies are fully grown and I am very old my wife is also very old*

*the caretaker is watching from a distance, she can't believe how much time has passed. She feels a little emotional seeing how much you've grown and changed. She wonders if you're going to have more babies soon*

*all 40 lizards found a mate and know are multiplying*

*I point to the side signaling to not watch*

*she nods and walks away, she doesn't want to intrude. She can hear the female making soft sounds and she wonders what they're doing in there*

*2 hours later you come back and see us both sleeping besides our nest FULL with eggs*

*she walks into your room with 5 guards*

Me want cookie

*the guards point their guns at you and the caretaker steps forward* "What did you say?"