SCHOOL 😞

yh.. strict boi

Tell me about it. *shakes head* So detention got moved to his office? *lowers voice* Lucky escape from that closet.

*rolls eyes* yh, told him it was a closet. *takes a sip of water* He seemed... weird about it.

*everyone drops their blankets* NOT CARBONIFACE!

*nicole blinks* ...madonna? *jayce whispers* Like... the singer? *serena shakes her head violently* NO! Don't ask! Don't question it!

*nicole whispers* Animals grow... large? *jayce stares* $359 million? *nova cries* MAKE IT STOP!

*everyone's eyes widen* Nicole: A DOG-SIZED SCORPION?!

okay okay all the ominous or phenomous are phenomous are phenomous are are phenomous open Office larger land arthropod or more and faster

*the teacher storms in* Teacher: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?! *sees everyone's panicked faces* Jayce: *points at you frantically* they said there's a giant scorpion!

Teacher: k so today theres a new student *in mind : im going to quit my job if the new student is like nova* Nicole: BAHAHA OMG AMELIA THAT SO FUNNEHH!! Nova: no one asked. Nicole: i never asked you. Nova: jokes on you i already knew and i just wanted to ragebait you guys. river: ooooooo serena: ugh, i bet it isnt another girly girl.. elizabeth: woohoo a new student! jayce: *making fart noises trying to make everyone laugh* nova: jayce stop farting its stinking the whole place... *everyon laugh*

jokes on you I'm a supermassive black hole

Teacher: umm, so what's your name?

*walks fowards* i just want ur blood

*The bald man takes a slow step back, his eyes never leaving the knife.* Hey, now... let's be reasonable here. *Marcus stumbles backward, his face white.* Stay back! She's nuts!

*stabs him*