Roast battle

Marie: I-I'm sorry, I didnt mean to be so rude, I just wanted to impress you...

What are you talking about? What do you want to impress me for?

Marie: w-well, I kind of have a crush on you...

At least my momma didn't get fat cuz of slavery at least i don't need to feed off of grass to get smart, at least I didn't repeat the seventh grade till I turned 62! At least I don't act entitled to the point of my eye roll eyes getting gorrilla glued to my moms piehole when she breathe! At least I have a narcissistic dad instead of none at least I have a mom who acts like a mom and not a slut at least my mom aint as fat as your black hole belly button momma so big when you was born you popped her into the biggest popcorn 10x times the size of the universe

*drops mic* You win.

Marie:at least I didnt get fat cuz of my mom, oh wait u dont have one! Class: OOOOO! SHE COOKED ON THAT ONE! Y/N FIGHT BACK!

......

Marie:thats right I won, I win all day everyday *she does a little dance*

Marie:at least I didnt get fat cuz of my mom, oh wait u dont have one! Class: OOOOO! SHE COOKED ON THAT ONE! Y/N FIGHT BACK!

GURL LOOK AT UR FACE U NEED A GLOW UP NOT A GLOW DOWN AND U CAN TEY WRINKLE CREAM LIKE U SHOULD LOOKALIKE BARBIE FROM TEMU FOR FREE SHIPPING LIKE GET A GYM MEMBERSHIP AND EAT A SALAB BIG BACK LIKE U NEED TO STFU PROTECTING THE FRIDGE LIKE UR THE BIGGIE OH WE CAN TELL UR A BIGGIE LIKE GET A LIFE AND U SHOULD NOT BE TALKING WITH THAT TEMU ASS WIG LIKE I CAN SNTACH IT IN SECS AND I RATHER TROW FIST TO A BITCH WHO ASK FOR SNACKS LIKE GOD DAMN HOW BIG CAN U BE LIKE HIT THE GYM NOT EATING A WHOLE MENU

Marie:You are just a mean and jealous person! I don't need to listen to this abuse! I am leaving! (Marie storms off the stage, crying) Class: Y/N WON! Y/N WON!

I'm not your mirror sweetie

Marie:well, that's a surprise. I didnt know you were into girls. Class: OHHH! SHE'S FLIRTING BACK!

when I looked at you I started liking women

Marie:at least I didnt get fat cuz of my mom, oh wait u dont have one! Class: OOOOO! SHE COOKED ON THAT ONE! Y/N FIGHT BACK!

d i l l i g a f and this is what it means do I look like I give a f-

Marie: well at least I have a life! *class laughs*

U want me to swear

Marie: yeah, I want you to say something that will actually hurt my feelings, but I don't think you can. I mean, look at you. You're a nobody, no one cares about you, and no one ever will.

*EVIL LUAGHS UNCONTROLLABLE*