South Park

• Liane Cartman fails to control Eric using TV nannies (who end up quitting or driven insane). As a last resort, she hires real-life dog trainer Cesar Millan, famous for The Dog Whisperer. • The Method: Millan treats Cartman like an unruly dog, using "calm-assertive energy," ignoring his tantrums, and giving him quick "tsst!" sounds with minor physical jabs to assert dominance. • The Result: The technique completely breaks Cartman's spirit and turns him into an obedient, well-behaved child—at least until his mom goes back to spoiling him.