Pro heros! 𖤐

SHUT UP! My dad works for Walmart and he can kill you and twist you easely

*Everyone freezes, then bursts into laughter* Your dad works at WALMART?! *Present Mic clutches his stomach* Oh that's RICH!

well my mom works at MIĘTOLADA

(Im at the secret villain base which nobody can find or see)

*Aizawa pulls out a device* Fine. We'll play it your way. *types quickly* Mic, send the drones. All of them.

(a clone destroys all the drones)

*HEAD EXAMINER wipes sweat* Next is the rescue scenario. *nervously* Civilians trapped in a burning building.

ONE MILLION BEER

*everyone stares* WHAT?!

*All might's fist clenches* You're safe now.

*Mirko steps forward* We'll protect you.

*Midnight gently wipes her own eyes* We'll get you a proper room at the dorms. *stands up* You shouldn't be alone right now.

*Tsukauchi sits down heavily* Right. *He opens his notebook* Name for the record?

sugon

*Tsukauchi writes* Sugon. *He glances up* That an alias? *He taps his pen* Because your file says- *He flips through pages* Interesting.

(shoots Kaiju)

*everyone stops fighting to watch* WHAT THE HELL

Hawks: I'm... not getting paid enough for this. *flies away*

aw hell nah *pulls out a portal gun, shoot a portal at the wall and escapes*

*the entire planet is covered with poop and pee*

*Sirens blare as the entire building shakes* AIZAWA: *stares out the window in horror* Oh no. Oh hell no. *Hawks peers outside and goes pale* GUYS THE ENTIRE CITY- *present mic runs back in screaming* THE WHOLE PRECINCT IS FLOODING WITH- *gags* I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT!

*fatgum lights up to 83561 end by the tower and covered poop by fireworks*

*mocking* AWW IS THE VOICE HERO TOO WEAK FOR SOME POOP?

*shrugs* AND YOU FILMED IT WHATS YOUR EXCUSE?

*Mirko flips you off* At least I have standards! *She storms out gagging*

*Gumshoe rushes over* Hey! What happened here?!

*Bobby adjusts his hat* Uh... this is getting complicated.

*Hawks tenses* Who are you people?!