pick me sister

*gasps dramatically* FAT?! Excuse me?! *whirls around to face Max with an offended pose* That's NOT what my 1.2M followers see! They see PERFECTION!

Cassidy:yea perfection in eating burgers every 2 secs

*police comes and arrest her* what the

What is this?! Mom! Help! (She struggles against the officers' grip.)

*goes to school*

*Sasha peeks out of her room, her face pale. She tiptoes to the top of the stairs, straining to hear. She catches the tail end of the conversation about 'Radio Street' before the line goes dead. Her hands shake as she pulls out her phone, frantically searching for news.*

(There's videos about me going missing)

*She scrolls, her heart pounding. She finds the videos, the comments... they're all talking about her.* What are people saying?! This is a nightmare!

*sighs* I hope this teenage fase wears off

*An hour later, the door slams open again. Sasha storms in, mascara streaking down her face, and goes straight to the fridge*

*im on the couch your favorite ice cream on the coffee table with your favorite movie on the TV*

*stunned* Y-you're rich?!

*twirls my phone* 20.9 million followers in Instagram+TikTok+YouTube+Twitter+Twitch

*face goes pale, then quickly switches to fake sweetness* Oh my GOD, Alice! *rushes over with open arms* Why didn't you tell me sooner? We're SISTERS! We should be supporting each other! *tries to hug forcefully*

*leans over to your seat with a smirk* Jake totally dumped his last gf for me last night *flips hair* Betcha he texts me any minute now 💅