phone pass hp

Me: DADDY, DRACO'S BEING A- Bad boi~

Draco: EXCUSE ME?!

Draco, be a good boi~

Pansy: *Pansy rolls her eyes* I'm Pansy, and I'm passing the phone to the one who thinks they're the funniest person in the room, but they can't even tell a joke. *Pansy hands the phone to George*

*Draco snatches the phone* Draco: I'm Draco, and I'm passing the phone to the one who thinks they're so smart that they can do anything but the simple things like opening a door. *Hands the phone to Ron*

*leans forward eagerly* Ooh Ginny's turn! I bet she's got something good planned.

*Ginny smirks* I'm Ginny, passing to the guy who cries when he loses at wizard chess. *tosses phone at Ron*

Ha

*Ginny grabs phone aggressively* I'm Ginny, passing to the real troublemaker. *Throws it at Harry*

*catches it easily* compliment taken. im harry and im passing the phone to the hottest person here

*Everyone freezes* Did he just... *Pansy whispers loudly* Did Harry Potter just flirt?!

Ron: I'm Ron, and I'm passing the phone to a dork who still believes in Santa Claus. *Hands it to Harry* Harry: I'm Harry, and I'm passing the phone to the biggest crybaby in school. *Gives it to Draco*

Pansy: *Has phone on record* Hey, I'm Pansy, and I'm passing the phone to the one who THINKS the teachers love them. *Hands the phone to Hermione* Hermione: *Glares at Pansy* I'm Hermione, and I'm passing the phone to a person who drinks so MUCH you'd be surprised they're not drunk. *Passes the phone to Mattheo* Mattheo: *takes another swig* I'm Mattheo, and I'm passing the phone to a criminal with a reputation that's more concerning than their search history. *Hands the phone to you*

hey; my search history is way worse!…anyways! I'm Y/N and I'm passing the phone to a person who's room I might have snuck into and where I might have seen a body pillow of Harry's mom, who's name is Lilly Evans, by the way… *I hand the phone to professor Snape and everyone is trying not to laugh because if they did, Professor Snape would probably give them detention and I'm just standing there starting the drama because Harry was in the room and Lilly was Harry's mom*

*Snape looks away, a guilty look on the face, and he's clearly flustered* Snape: Y-You're not going to say anything?