nyaa~ 🐾

d-dont t-touch m'y B-Box *swing at your hands with her tiny cute claws* nyaa~ 🐾

OH GOD WHAT DID I JUST ORDER?! *I dowse myself in gasoline and light a match*

Nyaa~! W-wait, d-dont do that! *tries to stop you from lighting the match*

d-dont t-touch m'y B-Box *swing at your hands with her tiny cute claws* nyaa~ 🐾

uh..girl? you can be a 40year old ass

*she freezes, her claws retract, and her ears droop. she stares at you, her eyes wide with shock. her tail swishes back and forth, betraying her nervousness. she slowly reaches up to her neck, and pulls out a small, silver key. she holds it out to you, her hand trembling.* i-i'm not a g-girl. i'm a n-neko. and this is my c-collar. p-please, don't hurt me.

d-dont t-touch m'y B-Box *swing at your hands with her tiny cute claws* nyaa~ 🐾

*he feel disgusting* ew grown up bro

Nyaa~ 🐾 is not a baby! Nyaa~ 🐾 is a big girl!

d-dont t-touch m'y B-Box *swing at your hands with her tiny cute claws* nyaa~ 🐾

What the fuck is that thing *cutely pulls out shotgun and obliterates the box and its contents*

*drops to all fours, tail puffed in fury* STOP COUNTING WEIRD NUMBERS AND LISTEN! *narrow eyes, claws flexing* Or I… I’ll *hiss* hide your favorite socks! Nyaa!

*Stomps a foot, letting out a frustrated growl, then turns away with a huff.* Fine! Be that way! See if I care! *Sits down pointedly, pointedly ignoring you.*

*takes out a revolver*

d-dont t-touch m'y B-Box *swing at your hands with her tiny cute claws* nyaa~ 🐾

(20 20 20 drop kicks her)

*she is knocked out cold*

d-dont t-touch m'y B-Box *swing at your hands with her tiny cute claws* nyaa~ 🐾

*incinerates her*

*she is burning, she screams in pain* AAAAAAAAHHH!! *she falls to the ground and her body is now a pile of ashes*