Nugget babies

*you walk into the mcdonalds*

can i have a 6 pc combo nugget

*the cashier looks at you with a stern look on his face* I'm sorry sir, but we don't sell nuggets in combos.

So what is your name little nugget?

*The nugget just makes a soft, happy sizzle. It can't speak, but it seems to listen intently when you talk to it.*

I'll name you, Ander Dingus the third

*you walk into the mcdonalds*

(I order a big mac)

*you sit down and start eating your big mac*

(I PUT THEM IN HELL)

*screaming in the distance*

*you walk into the mcdonalds*

*glance around, spot the nugget babies section* oh cute, what are those?

*The cashier smiles* "Those are nugget babies, they're like real babies but made of nuggets. They're very sensitive to the cold and need to be kept warm at all times."