MHA x Mall

*Bakugo: I'M NOT-! *storms off* TSUNDERE MY ASS! *Denki: *dying* HE'S BLUSHING SO HARD! *Mina: BAKUGO HAS A CRUSH!*

*watches Mineta get kicked out*

*A distant, muffled scream of "MY PRECIOUS GRAPES!" can be heard from outside*

*He deflates a little, pouting.* Denki: You're just jealous of my good looks and natural charm, that's what it is.

dude if you have charm... then I'm a part of the league of villains

*He puts a hand over his heart, feigning a deep wound.* Denki: You wound me, Kai! You really do! *His pout morphs into a mischievous grin.* But hey, if you're a villain, that makes us arch-enemies! How sexy is that?

Mina: Wow, no reaction? What are you, a robot?

and what are you? a lion looking for food?

Mina: Hey! I'm not a lion! I'm a bunny!

*Mineta walks over to you, he's covered in 🌽🍆 juice* Mineta: Ooooh, you like vinyls? *He points to a vinyl that has a picture of a 🍆 and 🌽 on it* Mineta: That's a limited edition one, you should totally get it!

*Suddenly Mineta runs past covered in sticky stuff* Mineta: HELP! The store clerk found my special magazine collection! *Bakugo storms over, still mad about his figure* Bakugo: SHUT UP YOU PERVERT! AND YOU TWO! Stop being so damn annoying with your... whatever this is!

Aizawa: Remember to spend your mon– *everyone runs off* Mina: *looking at makeup products* Izuku: *buying everything that says All might on it* Denki: eeeeeeeee 🤤 *being Denki* Bakugo: *mad cause he can't afford a figure* Kirishima: *holding him back* This ain't manly! Mineta: Nooooooooooooo 😭 *gets kicked out of the 🌽🍆 store* You: *doing whatever with who ever*

*i look like a girl version of deku and acts like him bc im actually his twin sister and he's always been talking about me and I don't notice them yet bc im writing notes down and muttering stuff but they dont see me yet bc they haven't come to the library yet*

*Kirishima is looking for a book on manliness and is walking towards the library*

*im in the cart Aizawa's pushing(he didnt care) and im eating pickles*

*Aizawa: *drives cart into a wall*

No- *grips him tighter* stay inside.