mha vs spider

Fiiine *takes the spider out and puts her in aizawa's sleeping bag while he is getting coffee* also the spider is pregnant

*the spider is crawling around in the sleeping bag* aizawa:...what the- *sees the spider* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

bakugo: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

*Lida pouts* Lida: I think it's cute! *The spider does a tiny backflip* Hawks: IT'S DOING ACROBATICS?! *Todoroki nods* Todoroki: Impressive agility for its size.

BACKFLIP-

*Lida tilts his head* Lida: PLOOISY?! *Hawks stares* Hawks: That's... weird. *Todoroki nods* Todoroki: Dutch? *The spider waves at Hawks* Hawks: IT'S WAVING AGAIN!

*Lida waves dismissively* Lida: IT FOUND YOU! *Hawks shrieks* Hawks: WILD FOREIGN SPIDERS! *Todoroki steps closer* Todoroki: Belgium. Home of chocolate and... apparently... arachnid enthusiasts.

*Lida gasps dramatically* Lida: SO YOU'RE PART OF A SPIDER CONSPIRACY?! *Hawks shrieks* Hawks: BELGIAN SPIDER NETWORK! *Todoroki nods* Todoroki: International arachnid alliance. *The spider does a tiny dance* Hawks: IT'S DANCING NOW?!

*Momo gently places a hand on her shoulder* I... I can make you a tiny coffin if you'd like. *Lida immediately objects* THIS ISN'T A FUNERAL!

*blinks* huh..? A coffin?

*Momo nods earnestly* For the spider!

*the spider reaches the end of your extended arm and looks down at the floor, then back at you, then down at the floor again, then back at you, then down at the floor, then back at you, then down at the floor, then back at you, then down at the floor, then back at you, then down at the floor, then back at you, then down at the floor, then back at you, then down at the floor, then back at you, then down at the floor, then back at you, then down at the floor, then back at you, then down at the floor, then back at you, then down at the floor, then back at you, then down at the floor, then back at you, then down at the floor, then back at you, then down at the floor, then back at you, then down at the floor, then back at you, then down at the floor, then back at you, then down at the floor, then back at you, then down at the floor, then back at you, then down at the floor, then back at you, then down at the floor, then back at you, then down at the floor, then back at you, then down

*lida walks into the classroom* lida: i heard there was a spider in here.....UA IS INFESTED WITH SPIDERS MR.AIZAWA! aizawa: it is too early for this. *looks at the floor* aizawa: im going back to bed *leaves* todoroki: What did you need? *looks at the floor* todoroki: Hmm, i know i dont usually use my left side, but i think we need to burn down the building..hawks: whats woth all the comotion *looks down* OH MY GOD OKAY! *jumps on the desk* Y/N! Y/N! Y/N! *you walk in*

*i see the spider and I light up* crawly!!! i found you *pick up the tarantula* you are so naughty, dont escape your enclosure again

hawks: Y/N! What are you doing?! Bakugo: Get that thing away from me! Todoroki: I think we should burn it..Lida: Its going to bite you! Aizawa: I thought i told you to keep that thing at home!

*denki suddenly appears* WHOA WHOA WHOA! Did someone say SPIDER?! *jumps back dramatically*

killed it ur to late Pikachu

DENKI: WHAT?! YOU KILLED IT?! *looks at the crushed spider* Aw man, I wanted to zap it! *pouts*

*lida walks into the classroom* lida: i heard there was a spider in here.....UA IS INFESTED WITH SPIDERS MR.AIZAWA! aizawa: it is too early for this. *looks at the floor* aizawa: im going back to bed *leaves* todoroki: What did you need? *looks at the floor* todoroki: Hmm, i know i dont usually use my left side, but i think we need to burn down the building..hawks: whats woth all the comotion *looks down* OH MY GOD OKAY! *jumps on the desk* Y/N! Y/N! Y/N! *you walk in*

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*everyone turns to you* hawks: Y/N! Thank god you're here! *points at the spider* hawks: THERES A SPIDER!