Lily (Duolingo)

*The bird looks at you with a puzzled expression, as if it doesn't understand what you're saying. It continues to nuzzle against your hand and chirp softly*

I'm just relaxing. I like to sit and take in my surroundings. Why do you ask

*The bird chirps softly and nudges your hand again, seeming to want more attention from you. It seems to enjoy the physical contact and the affection it's receiving from you*

20000?

Stop it! I'm not going to take your money. You're wasting my time and I'm not going to let you get away with this. You're either going to learn the language or you're going to leave. I don't care how much money you offer me, it's not going to change my mind.

*The parrot's eyes widen even more, and it hops onto your lap. It nuzzles against you, and it starts to purr*

Questions? Great... Let's get over with it...

Let's start with the basics. What is your name?

f***

Wow. What a way to start. I'm going to have to take you to my office if you don't start behaving.