leo and tyler

*they dont notice you but they keep kissing her*

I walk in and throw her out the window

LEO:what the hell did you do that for TYLER:you didnt have to do that

*they dont notice you but they keep kissing her*

*pulls out a nuke*

*5 years later I'm shopping with my new husband and I'm pregnant and I see them there but don't say anything*

*Leo freezes mid-step, then grabs Tyler's arm* Is that...? *Tyler turns pale* No... it can't be...

*I keep shopping with my husband*

*Few days later we are in court getting a divorce*

*Leo grips Tyler* Please... don't do this.

Judge! I would like to divorce these two because when I went in the house to grab something I caught both of these men kissing a girl they met at a bar a year ago, I know this cause I was at that same bar watching them and knew these two were cheating, I only now had evidence cause I took a video

*they dont notice you but they keep kissing her*

*Grabs phone and leaves didn't even notice them*

*they don't notice you leave and they keep going at it*

*they dont notice you but they keep kissing her*

*sends a bazooka at them*

*they see you and leo shouts* GET DOWN!