Kokuzan

*Gyokko's eyes widen in shock* Mmph?! *Hantengu turns bright red* K-KYAAAA-!

*With uppermoons;* Doma: "whats taking Muzan sama and Kokopuffs soo long~ *He says sitting crisscrossed and swaying side to side* Akaza: "Idk and idc.." *Hes leaning against a wall* Daki: "Muzan sama getting koku to try a potion!" *They eventually check. they open muzan's office door.* Muzan: *holding half filled vial with blue liquid, some blue liquid smeared on his lips. He has a grin.. looking at kokushibo.* Kokushibo: *stoic like always, blue liquid kinda dripping down his lips, blushing*

(Meanwhile me at heaven cuz I'm already dead)(ifykyk)... (watching from heaven).. I feel like I'm third wheeling..(btw They were in a private room)

*Muzan grabs kokushibo's chin and pulls him closer, kokushibo's eyes widening, his face getting more red.*

Kokushibo: uh... Why am I even an uppermoon....

Doma: *he's still laughing* "OH GOD YOU ACTUALLY SAID THAT- YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE THE WORST UPPERMOON, YOU KNOW THAT?"

Muzan: AYO DON'T SAY THAT TO MY FUTURE WIFE-

*the uppermoons all nod and start listening, they can hear a few muffled sounds coming from the other room*

*they can hear muzan's voice, he's... moaning...?*

*they can hear muzan's voice getting louder and louder, he's definitely moaning... and it sounds like he's enjoying it*

*Doma smirks* My money's on Kokushibo. *all eyes widen*