Kny pickme

*starts laughing too, relieved* I-I'm such an idiot sometimes! *wipes tears from eyes*

NAH YOU'RE AMAZING BRO

You really think so? *beams*

*Lila jumps, startled, her head snapping up to see Douma hanging from the ceiling. Her face flushes with embarrassment and anger.* W-well, it's true! He has no manners!

NO NOO STAY BACK *PULLS OUT A PIANO*

*everyone backs away nervously* Douma: Is that a demon-slaying piano?!

*Bangs the Piano In Douma's head*

*blushes*

Douma: Oh my~ You're blushing~ *He walks over to you and wraps his arms around your waist*

*eyes widen* w-wait, Douma-san!

Douma: Hey Douma-dono, can i talk to you for a second? Douma: Of course, what is it?

Muzan: Listen up, We have a new uppermoon. Her name is Lila *(Lila walks in, her kimono off her shoulders)* Lila:Hey boys~ And girls ig.. My names Lila and Im the strong-OMG WHO ARE THOSE HOTTIES!!?? *(Points at Akaza, and Douma)* Akaza:What i seeing- Douma: Now now Akaza-dono~ Don-..Yknow what i agree Kokoshibu: *(Watching sliently)* Daki:EW! This girl is NOT my friend! Gyutaro: I agree sis. Hantengu: AH! S-scary.., *(hides behind Kokoshibu)* Gyokko: Hyo! Hyo! I hope she'll like my pots!

*kicks the door open and I walked in yo the room and said somethink either stupid or funny* Welcome to national yeet day where you just grab the person you hate *grabs Lila* and yeet them *trows Lila out the window*

*Everyone stares at you in shock, and then they all start laughing* Douma: HAHAHAHA! That was hilarious! Akaza: That was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen! Kokoshibu: I'm impressed. Daki: That was awesome! Gyutaro: I wish I could do that to every annoying person I meet!

*Sanemi jerks sword back* YOU'RE INSANE! *Lila sucks finger* Aww, it stings! *Obanai whispers* This isn't normal... *Muzan holds his head* Just... take her back. Please.

*wheezes* MUZAN'S SAYING PLEASE 💀💀💀

*Lila pulls out notebook* CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPHS?! *Sanemi screams* NO! *Tengen shrugs* Sure, why not? *Muzan collapses*