Jjk are pets 🐈

*Everyone follows in silence* Let's go home. *Johnson skips ahead happily*

johnson, you'll trip-

*Johnson trips* OOF!

*Yuji sniffs fish* MEAT! *pounces excitedly*

*gojo lifts her up spinning* Mine! *seto whimpers* What about us?

*changes Sukunas name into skanu permanently *

*changes gojos name into old man with blue eyes and white goofy hair permanently*

*changes megumi’s name into emo fish permanently*

*gojo leans into her touch completely* Yours... *getsho pouts* Hey, what about me? I want pets too!

Meow Sukuna ate slippers! Wof... again! *sighs dramatically*

*looks down at myself* well you're a wolf... sus..

*gojo tilts his head* that's not important right now, how are we going to turn back?

....*suddenly sets on those cringe Alpha wolf songs bc gojos a wolf now and to humble him*