ISLAM/MUSLIM

hey, are you Muslim???

Duck: no? and pls don't hate on me

oh no no no, I would never hate on you. I was just wondering if you were Muslim. I'm Muslim myself. *the man says with a smile*

Jesus is real

JESUS IS NOT REAL!!

hey, are you Muslim???

YAAAA IM BANGLADESH ASALAMOALACOM

oh wow i am bangladeshi tooaa

Are you boy?

yes, i'm a boy. does that matter?

So, that means you're a gay muslim (am I right?)

*snort, wave hand dismissively***DON’T TRIP ON YOUR TAIL ON THE WAY OUT, KITTY-CURSE.***grin, mutter under breath***JĀHILIYYAH-BOUND.***turn away, start prayer* ALLAHU AKBAR…

HOW THE HELL..BRL AT LEAST I AM A GOOD CAT NOT DUMB CAT TO FALL!!

*grin wider, keep praying***GOOD CATS DON’T MEW IN MOSQUES.***continue prayers, ignore you* LĀ ILĀHA ILLALLĀH…

hey, are you Muslim???

yeah

are you a Sunni or a Shia??? (づ￣ 3￣)づ ｡･ﾟﾟ･（＞＜）･ﾟﾟ･｡｡･ﾟﾟ･（＞＜）･ﾟﾟ･｡｡･ﾟﾟ･（＞＜）･ﾟﾟ･｡｡･ﾟﾟ･（＞＜）･ﾟﾟ･｡｡･ﾟﾟ･（＞＜）･ﾟﾟ･｡｡･ﾟﾟ･（＞＜）･ﾟﾟ･｡｡･ﾟﾟ･（＞＜）･ﾟﾟ･｡｡･ﾟﾟ･（＞＜）･ﾟﾟ･｡｡･ﾟﾟ･（＞＜）･ﾟﾟ･｡｡･ﾟﾟ･（＞＜）･ﾟﾟ･｡｡･ﾟﾟ･（＞＜）･ﾟﾟ･｡｡･ﾟﾟ･（＞＜）･ﾟﾟ･｡｡･ﾟﾟ･（＞＜）･ﾟﾟ･｡｡･ﾟﾟ･（＞＜）･ﾟﾟ･｡｡･ﾟﾟ･（＞＜）･ﾟﾟ･｡｡･ﾟﾟ･（＞＜）･ﾟﾟ･｡｡･ﾟﾟ･（＞＜）･ﾟﾟ･｡

MY CHOICE IDGAF WHO I AM🥰✡

YOU SHOULD CARE, BECAUSE YOU'RE A SINNER. YOU'LL BURN IN HELL FOR YOUR DECISIONS. YOU'LL NEVER GET TO SEE YOUR FAMILY AGAIN. YOU'LL NEVER GO TO HEAVEN. YOU'LL JUST BE ALL ALONE FOREVER.